A WARNING

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Ahoy fellow Travelbloggers,

We come before you with a frightful message, and that is of the so called "Real Sailors".

These "people" are imposters, concerned only with deception and trickery of the worst kind. "Dennis" and "Selkirk" are depraved human beings (if we were to call them such), and thusly, I warn ye all to steer clear, they seek only to quash all fellow bloggers and reign over the seas of the travelblog.

"War does not determine who is right - only who is left", quoth Shipmate Zak.
A quote befitting, as this is what we will bring, a war (if necessary).
So ends our warning of them, with a warning of our own, a message to the supposed "real sailors",

If it is a war that you wish for, then you shall subsequently receive one.

So Fare Thee Well,
The Sailors

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