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Published: April 30th 2006
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Nick and Dan 1
Nick admires the light between dan's legs Hello Random Fans!
Last saturday, RandomMan & Willis were invited to Upchurch, more importantly the home of the Krazy Kids, Nick & Dan. This was the first time RandomMan had actually been invited inside so i was very keen to take the guided tour!!
I have to say i was impressed with all the hard work that had gone into the house, and it was verywell thought out and impeccably clean. Bet Nick thought i wouldn't notice she had spent a few hours tidying up!!
Our trip served two other purposes, not just so i could have a nose around their house, but also so we could play my new Buzz and Singstar games and the girls could get very, very drunk!!
Willis and i were due to set out at 6.30 am the next morning for our annual pilgrimage to alton towers, so were'nt intending to be too late!!!! Well after we had had the guided tour, played some buzz and had a lovely curry from cinnamon express! The girls were plastered!! The Singstar Rocks came out and the singing/stranglin of cat started!!
All good fun until i noticed the time!!1.15 am!! We made a sharp tidy up and
Dartford Crossing
If only it were always this clear! i managed to get a very drunk willis home and in bed, before finishing our packing!! Thanks Nick and Dan, we had an Excellent nite!!
Alarm went off as planned at 610am and i managed to get a sleepy/drunk Willis into the car by 6.50am! Once she was settled in and snuggled up to her pillow it was time to open up the Rover!! A very clear run we had, and i wish the roads were always this clear!!
We arrived at Alton Towers at 9.34am, a mere 190miles!! It would have been sooner but for the 40miles per hour limit on the M1 for 10 Miles.
It was quite busy going into the park and we feared we might be queing for 30 mins per ride. At least our entry was free due to mr Tesco Clubcard vouchers!!
First Ride was Air!! Absolutley no que wot-so-ever so we went on twice in a row!!(and we got back row seats) Next up was Nemmesiss!! Again no que so it was back to back rides for us. Now as usual i had made Willis run between the rides and this combined with four rollercoasters in a row plus
Willis 1
Oh dear, willis looks a little poorley!! half a gallon of bacardi brezzer seemed to be takin its toll on little Willis's tummy. In short we had to take a break! Nothing came up or out but she went a little green for 5 mins!!
We then went on Duel, before takcling the water rides!!! By this time we were both a bit hungary so headed for KFC!! Once we were refreshed we took to the sky via the cable car and headed for rita! Queen of speed! Willis wasn't feelin so brave so i opted for the single riders que!! Basically an excuse to get on quicker and talk to lots of random people without being told off!! Well she absolutley flew!! Liam, i think it was quicker than last year an i still got the "willy feelin" as it went over the hump!
The Park was still really quiet and it was only when i had finished riding rita we found out why? everone was inthe que for charlie and the chocolate factory ride whichhad only been open 2 weeks!! The were hundreds of people queing up and it didn't seem to be moving at all. Well, good news for us as we
Dave
Nemmisess, I Love it love it, love it love it love it love it!! were't bothered about this one anyway.
More rides followed including Oblivion twice(Why do we always go on this?) Spinball whizzer for dave, duel again rita again, corkscrew, water rides until we were very wet, and more nemisis and air!! No lie we went on 30 rides that day!! and que'd a max of 20mins, that was for Rita 2nd time round!!
Best ride was the last of the day, our front row ride on air!! With 2 of the 4 seats not working????? Willis and I took up prime positions and it was worth it. A very good rollercoaster wherever u sit but front row was just that little bit better!!
We left about 6pm and headed for our travel inn £53 ( No Raddle inn this year). We checked in and had a nice meal in the pub next door! Then it was time to get wet again as Willis needed a shower then try to run a bath for me!! You have never seen anything like it!!
The shower was fine. Willis was now wraped in a towel trying to run me a bath, but couldn't as the water would only come out of the
Dave & Lou
All aboard the Bath tub!! shower head cold!! I had to intervine and apply some manly pressure to the tap mixer to change it to hot and bath!! I hold my hands up, i tried and failed!! their was water everywhere!! Not impressed at being wet through before gettin in the bath i marched down to reception to get the lady to tell me wot i was doing wrong, or change us to another room. "Don't worry luv, i'll just get Brenda!!" Perhaps Brenda was a pet name fo the hotel's Spanner?? Oh no! Out comes Brenda. 22 stone night porter, mother of 8, father of 2!!! She would put geooff capes to shame, neck like Mike Tyson!! She strode down to uor room and with 2 hands wrenched the handle over the other side to get it to bath!! Just needed a bit of force proclaimed brenda!! Right, guess i'll be going to the gym a bit more then!!
We went to bed pretty early as tommorrow we were heading to Centre Parcs for a 5 day stay!!
Check ou the next blog to see how we got on
See thee later
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New Zealand knobby!!!!
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LOoks fun..
alrite-looks like you had an ace time at alton towers. impressive how quick you got there-wish it was like that all the time eh??? have to give it a go when we get back.