Euphoria Morning

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“Not all those who wander are lost.” - J. R. R. Tolkien

So it begins, the beast approaches, savouring the meal to come...

The apprehension receeds as having read several guidebooks on how to approach this journey i have absorbed some top tips, such as 1) always remember when travelling by bus to sit in the middle seats of the vehicle as you are less likely to die if there is an accident. Brilliant. 2) Beware of scammers! - yes sir, "i usually like to be kissed before i get fucked" 3) Always carry Imodium, i heed this warning well and 4) Beer is cheaper than water - nothing exceeds like excess!

Keep an eye on these rantings as a possible side effect of the malaria medication is psychosis - i look forward to it.

So fuck the recession, western overspending and economy vs. conservation, and god speed, i now walk into the wild.

'Insert over used phrase here'

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