I got McGogged

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Being McGogged means eating a hamburger bigger than your head, which I did (twice) at the Pohoda Music Festival in Trencin, Slovakia.

And being really f**king unlucky means not having a working camera to capture all the good stuff, like The Stereo MC's, International Noise Conspiracy, The Frames, Coldcut, Chicks on Speed, The Pixies, Bajafondo Tango Club, and Golgol Bordello.

And Mikey, the skinniest lil white boy in rock, bangin it out amongst the sweat soaked inebriates of the two front rows. Ten points for your devotion to Black Francis Mike - lucky no-one thinks you're gay.

So, guess you'll just have to be content with my highly exaggerated stories and recollections that are so out of proportion they no longer even remotely resemble the truth. Or even parts of the truth.

But I swear, I WAS backstage sinking beer with Kim Deal...

(Sorry, no photos available).

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