Stags in the Dam

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Three nights of Amsterdam at its best, nearly 20 of us made it out for Davy Butlers and Danny Hewitts joint stag weekend madness. I was best man for Davy and had a few tricks prepared for the lucky grooms.

Our flight took less than 2hours and by the time we arrived in Amsterdam we were well on our way to being drunk.

We all departed the airplane, Vince sported an easyjet travel meal sticker that had been placed there by The Rabi. After getting our bags and bumping into the great dart legend Bobby George we caught the train to Amsterdam center. Out we jumped and went in search of our hotels, we stayed in the Hotel Roe just off dam square. It was clean and to be honest it was good value for money.

We hit the local bars and made our new local The Bulldog the two stags started getting nervous and rightly so. Zed had bought some industrial strength handcuffs and they were not going to get off lightly. After several beverages and a few of the local smoking delights we got everyone to meet at the hotel. Dave and Danny were given there costumes and they got handcuffed together. Both were dressed as Dafid off Little Britian - "im the only gay in the village" - well not today boys, there was 2!!!
We gave them 5 tasks to endure while dressed up and off they went running round The Dam with us in toe laughing our heads off and taking photos, at one point a bunch of Japanese tourists were running round after them trying to get pictures. The 5 tasks were:-
1) To catch a local tram
2) To buy a big mac
3) Have a drink in a gay bar
4) Purchase vasaline and a packet of condoms
5) Go into a sex shop and buy a gay porn mag and a but plug

The 2 of them did well, but Zed had thrown the keys in the canal so they had another couple of hours to endure as they went round the sex shops looking for a duplicate key lol.

Ther other 2 days consisted of non stop partying even England drawing with Israel didnt stop us, the only down side was Hartlepool thrashing Darlington 3-0 away and us having to settle for the highlights on Sky.

Thats as much as i can say, as what happens on a stag trip stays on the stag trip - ha foiled again your prying women !!!

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Photos

The Stags
The only 2 gay men in the village

On the move
Running round Amsterdam doing their tasks

Big Macs
People nearly choked on their happy meals when these 2 walked in handcuffed

The Gay Bar
Drinking a Harveys Ballbanger

Comments

[pauline]

gays on tour!
is there something you want to tell us mase. also what is a "but plug?" come to think of it i dont want to know! eek!x