Traveller's Prayer

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I, Janie, have been seeing this in alot of the tourist shops, and I thought it was kind of funny, so I thought I'd post it. Love the part about tipping.

Travelers' Prayer

‘Heavenly Father, look down on us your humble, obedient tourist servants, who are doomed to travel this earth, taking photographs, mailing postcards, buying souvenirs and walking around in drip-dry underwear.’

‘Give us this day divine guidance in the selection of our hotels, that we may find our reservations honoured, our rooms made up and hot water running from the faucets.’

‘We pray that the telephones work, and the operators can speak our tongue.’

‘Lead us, dear Lord, to good, inexpensive restaurants where the food is superb, the waiters friendly and the wine included in the price.’

Give us the wisdom to tip correctly in currencies we do not understand. Forgive us for undertipping out of ignorance and overtipping out of fear.’

‘May the locals love us for what we are and not for what we can contribute to their worldly goods.’

‘Grant us the strength to visit the museums and the parks, the government buildings and all the “musts” in the guidebooks.’

‘And if perchance we skip a historic monument to grab a sleep after lunch, have mercy on us, for our flesh is weak.’

For Husbands Only

Dear God, keep our wives from shopping sprees and protect them from “bargains” they don’t need or can’t afford. Lead them not into temptation for they know not what they do.’

For Wives Only

‘Almighty Father, keep our husbands from looking at foreign women and comparing them to us. Save them from making fools of themselves in cafes and nightclubs. Above all do not forgive them for their trespasses for they know exactly what they do.’

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