Spring has sprung

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Spring has sprung and i have moved business outdoors. Come around and have a look inside. The bar man appreciates customers: He's got 2 cocktail shakers: one in blue, the other in red. So you can also come pairwise.

Don't worry about the bouncers : They're as tough as they look. Bring them some flowers and show them your membership card and they'll let you pass without giving you trouble.

BTW: You can apply for membership right here online. Just drop me a line with your bank account. I am proud to present good references: We've had a couple of distiguished personalities esp. from the former Soviet Union visiting us regularily.

But don't worry: Against a small fee, we provide realtime translation by our A-rated translator from the former German Democratic Republic.

We're always open, even after hours, 7-24 or is it 24-7? There's always an empty chair for you, as you can see and if not, i'll get one from the public library in the back of our terrace. So: See you around ...

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Photos

Our Business outdoors ...
This is me behind the bar with the 2 shakers. Sometimes the main barman goes away for a walk. It's because he gets something like depressed sometimes. Last year someone traded the hay-machine on the right for a beer - great party. In the back on the left side, that's where the fridge used to be.

Our 2 Bouncers ...
... the one on the left is the one who keeps out non-member-animals. He cries everytime he has to turn one of them away and wears those dark glasses to disguise his tear sacks.

Our guest from the former Soviet Union ...
This is our guest from the former Soviet Union. He always comes for a drink in November when we've moved business indoors. Great stuff! He speaks this trans-uralian dialect which i don't understand. Great stuff!

Our translator ...
... Olga from the former German Democratic Republic. She translates my questions for our guest from the former Soviet Union, if you understand what I mean.

There's always an empty chair for you
as you can see ...