paris

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finally got to paris but couldnt seem to find the car park we found last year. we eventually found it and it had never changed, exactly the same.

we parked up, ross had an accident....then danilo and taylor shit in a bucket behind the burger van!ha....then we cooked food beside a shitty wetwipe!

we walked up under the eiffel tour and found out that Michael Jackson was dead, wtf!

a few people heard our conversation and started asking questions then i decided to tell some french police who weren't too impressed, one of them didn't even say anything, he just looked at me, so i walked off!

we sat on a bench in the park looking for black people with hats on!ha....then danilo got shat on by a bird in a tree. i asked some french people what va va voom meant but they didn't know.

when we got up the next day, we needed to pay to get out of the car park, we decided to follow a motorbike.

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