It's been quite a gap again. So we got the most dodgy night train from Serbia which was about 16 hours long. For the first 7 or so hours we had to share cabins with a dodgy French couple who were fucking annoying but who found Matt's melted chocolate fiasco amusing. (He couldn't find food at the station because he's retarded so he just bought Clipsies and chocolate). Also, we fucking love Clipsies. After the French fucked off we military secured the cabin to ourselves and played strong sexy stud cards whilst getting hammered to our hearts content. We then had some form of semi-retarded philosophical conversation about everything in the world. We arrived in Brela hungover and confused about our lives, made even worse by the terror of securing bus tickets from split to Brela.
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