Baby, You’re a Firework


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November 22nd 2018
Published: March 6th 2019
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Mimicking the running of the bulls, enhanced by fireworks.
My first night in El Salvador and I was chased around the cobblestone alleyways by youth wearing fireworks. This is a thing apparently. Luckily, I had a snoot full of rum and can run fairly fast in flip flops. Me and all the townsfolk of Suchitoto were terrorized for hours by these teens, mimicking Pamplona’s Running of the Bulls, exploding pyrotechnics strapped to their backs as they stampede through the darkened streets.

I’ve never laughed so hard and been so confused, in all my life.

It just so happens this is the week Suchitoto celebrates their patron saint, the Virgin Lucy. There are festivities throughout with live music, a carnival, street dances, fireworks, and a beauty contest to crown this year’s Queen of Suchitoto. The place is rife with parades, processions, and more.

It feels like my birthday week in Barcelona all over again. Barcelona is just a little...Gaudi

For this visit to El Salvador, I’ve selected rustic Suchitoto as my ground zero. In the 1980’s, towns like these were off limits to travelers because of that pesky little Civil War gripping the countryside. Back then, my friend Linda and I were naively reckless and clung to the surf coastline, never
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Surf beach at sunset. Vida Loca!
venturing inland.

Traveling alone by way of public bus, listening to my music and contemplating out the window as the bumpy roadways drop down into the endless fields of sugar cane. I am happy. There is an acrid smell in the air that signifies a pending harvest. The fluffy tufts of cane spikes wave to me on a breeze. I love sugar cane. It makes rum. In particular, my tipple, Nicaraguan Flor de Caña 18 which sells for dirt cheap in these parts.

Oh, and Exciting News...

My Guatemalan friend I nicknamed "My Pair of Brown Eyes" wants a rendezvous with me in Suchitoto. Our exchange on my Whats App while I was still in Honduras was simple. "Buy fireworks. Try not to get busted at the border." He was joking, or was he?

I bummed a ride out of Tegucigalpa with a van load of friendly Aussies staying at my hostel. Their driver was the only one that had carnal knowledge about my cargo. As we backtracked through the Guatemalan border, I felt like a drug mule sitting on a box of $200 worth of explosives. Although not illegal to buy them, I had been
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Salvadoran's favourite snack food. Pupusas are for sale everywhere.
reassured if found out at the border, offer a bribe. No problemo.. I’m quite fluent with stupid tourist.

Pretty sure I saw a bead of sweat cascade down the driver’s brow as he schmoozed the border guards circling our van. What the hell? ARE these legal or not? I was starting to doubt the information I was given. It was beginning to rain, and the portly officers seemed irritated by the potential of climbing up onto the roof to unload our backpacks secured under tarps, so instead, they lazily waved us through. During this whole exchange I swear I didn’t breathe once.

On the El Salvador border, it was a little further lax daisy. I was feeling pretty Midnight Express by then, and losing my shit... internally. Their border officers sitting on the side of the road didn’t even board the chicken bus, nor did I get an entry stamp in my passport.

My Pair of Brown Eyes fields a hysterical phone call from me at the mandatory rest stop. He is laughing so hard he can’t speak. "Fireworks aren’t a big deal. You’ll be fine."

Turns out fireworks are hugely popular in El Salvador. Like,
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Some of my pyrotechnics that put the town to shame!
stupid huge. Popular. They adore them. My Pair of Brown Eyes knows they are also super expensive to buy here, hence a procurement in Honduras. He’s right. I know that now.

But Jesus on a Jetski, I think I may have aged a year or two.

El Salvador is like the Wild Wild West of the Central Americas. Anything goes. No one bats an eye. As long as you aren’t waving a gun around, do whatever.

My one star hotel in Suchitoto is sufficient, but it's surrounded by a travelling carnival, making my room lite up with flashing colours and dinging bells from all the gaming trailers, while Despacito is played over and over at an inhumane level.

I should have booked the cozy, quaint Los Almendaros de San Lorenzo down the street, with an azul pool that’s colder than the Arctic. My Pair of Brown Eyes charms their bellboy and for $2, he’ll let me in to swim midday when it’s stupid humid out.

Did I mention how humid El Salvador is?

At twilight, the whole town is out and electric. At the main square the church sits glowing white where everyone gathers.
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The vistas overlooking the lake
It is completely surrounded by kiddy rides and a rickety Ferris Wheel. We shoot plastic ducks and whip balls at targets for $1 to try to win a stuffy. El Salvador's vibe is completely about community. Families and neighbours hang out together, and there’s a real pride and purpose in everything they do.

I’m not having much luck getting to know Salvadoran women though, they are literally bat shit obnoxious towards me. I don’t know why. Most of them refuse to acknowledge my existence, let alone answer a question if I ask. I thought I wasn’t pronouncing things right, but they’d look around me to address My Pair of Brown Eyes instead. “Tell her, we don’t have that here.” It’s so rude. When I complain, he shrugs. "Yah, they are known to be quite bitchy."

Under the lamp standards on the street corners, people are spontaneously dancing. We stop to watch, partaking only when we are the only ones left standing around. It’s a bit embarrassing because everyone is in their Sunday best, we look frumpy in our backpacking couture. A juicy target for the town's youth who are wearing monster costumes with machetes and won’t let
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Nothing like whiling away the heat playing a game of chance
us pass until we hand over money. They jeer and scream trying to scare the shit out of us. I know it’s all in fun, and this could go horribly wrong if a tourist misinterprets their intentions. We push past them, giving a few Colons to the ones behaving respectfully. My heart was racing a bit, not going lie.

We are looking for a famous Pupuseria somewhere around here. My Pair of Brown Eyes illogically loves these things and flirts with the owner, asking her if she will teach us how to make them. He gets shuffled into the family kitchen and I tag along, next thing I know I’m wearing an apron and up to my elbows in dough. We get ours for free. Though, I’m going to pull out my entitled White Girl card. Pupusas are gross, I don’t understand their appeal. It’s like eating raw corn dough stuffed with dried vegetables. And I swear Gloria purposely put chicharrons in mine hoping I’d die a vegan death so she could win over the affections of My Pair of Brown Eyes. He’s oblivious to all her fuss.

The Queen’s procession float goes by the Pupuseria with the
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Shooting ducks in Suchitoto
whole town following behind singing, so we depart and join in. The girl is stunningly beautiful. She’s called Andrea too. So naturally I feel devoted to her. As we wander through the dark cobblestones, the crowds thicken. The live band gets louder. There’s a sheer anticipation you can cut with a knife. Suddenly, here comes a dozen young men dressed like paper mâché bulls, chasing everyone around as fireworks explode. I’ve already seen this, so I don’t panic, but My Pair of Brown Eyes shrieks, and runs off.

That pretty much kicks off the rest of our night.

We fall back into our hotel lobby in hysterics. Weirdly, there are about a dozen millennial hanging out here, they seem overwhelmed by this town’s crazy antics. I announce our intention of going to the rooftop to fire off my cache of explosives and drink the rest of my Flor de Caña bought earlier at a caged corner store down the street for $7. I invite them to join us.

What ensued was sheer pandemonium. “What the hell did you buy!” Delighted My Pair of Brown Eyes. “I don’t know.” “Fireworks.” He’s chuffed. The stuff I purchased is apparently
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Salvadoran women are trying to start a movement to stop the violence against them. Femicide is highest here in El Salvador
the kind of pyrotechnics you’d get during Vancouver’s Symphony of Lights. Massive. I didn’t know. Explosions go off over our heads, putting the town of Suchitoto’s own competing display to shame. The town folk ended up abandoning theirs and surrounded our hotel to watch as continuous detonations roar overhead. We can hear their ooohs and aaahs as we light ‘em up.

The Iglesia Santa Lucia church almost catches fire as sparks rain down on it after each powerful boom. My ears are still ringing.

At some point next morning my eyes fly open, My Pair of Brown Eyes is snoring, but I'm wide awake. No time for hangovers. Vamos!

Up on the rooftop, a cool breeze and sunrise greet me with lovely birds chirping in the lane. I clean up last night’s paper mâché carnage. My Pair of Brown Eyes won’t be up for a while, so I decide to take a walk on my own.

Suchitoto sits perched overlooking the stunning lake Suchitlan. Every vista is beautiful. So are the red crumbly tile roofs and brightly painted houses. I snap a few photos and stroll around. Suns up, and so is the humidity, but I
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Waiting on customers to board the merry go round
can deal. I’m probably a bit dehydrated. Gangs of school aged children greet me curiously, they have the day off and are looking for trouble.

That reminds me, I need to find the post office and mail off a card to my niece. She’s eight now and enjoys getting my posts from around the world, even if they do sometimes arrive a year after I’ve sent them.

In my continuous wanders, I come across a women’s cooperative that make those amazing midnight blue Indigo products. Indigofera sufruticosa is a plant that was produced on massive scale in El Salvador from the 1600's until it was replaced by a coffee cash crop. The owner is surprisingly nice to me and explains how their organization is trying to combat violence against women here in El Salvador. Women are severely marginalized, and femicide here is the highest rate of the Latin Americas. She asks if I want to make something.

I spend the morning making a scarf with butterflies on it. While we talk about the issues facing Salvadoran women today, she shares her own life story. I struggle a bit with the translation, I’m not quite fluent so we
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Little girl poses a bit when she sees my phone
have lots of comfortable silences. She shows me how to painstakingly sew parts of the scarf so that a pattern will occur. I feel so crafty. Then she takes me out back to drums of bubbling liquid, vile green rot wafts up as you give it a mix. Geared up with heavy gloves and smock, I dip my scarf into the vat again and again until the most vivid blue I’ve ever seen materializes. We rinse and hang my special project.

While having a coffee, I’m introduced to the other women, part of the cooperative. They want to know what my life as a woman in Canada is really like. I try to tell them in my broken Spanish. My job is a Carcelera. I explain that as a correctional officer I’ve struggled in a man’s domain to prove myself and my worth. A different fight, but they see the familiarity. We bond. The posters adorning the walls advertise planned marches and strong slogans that dictate their desire for change. Women Power. They’ve got the right idea, as long as they stand united together, change will come. It’s all hugs and side kisses for me as I leave. I
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Fancy little cafe, offering gentrified trendy food
finally understand the bitchiness of these strong Salvadoran women and appreciate them more.

My Whats App chimes, My Pair of Brown Eyes wants to know where I am.

Some men sweeping street debris had given me directions to an inexpensive lunch Comedor. It’s in a courtyard of what I think might be a school, called Centro Arte Para La Paz. The American Nun in charge is sitting in the shade with her labradoodle, chatting with each table. I’m trying not to freak out, but today it’s too blistering hot for a hangover, I’m fading while I wait for my fried Tilapia meal. Sister Peggy is fully embedded here in Suchitoto, she’s in her 80’s and so vibrant. It was her I saw last night, dancing in the streets. I was like, who is this lady? Her love for Salvadorans is evident. Her compound provides the local youth a safe haven and skills in art, music, computers, ESL, cooking, waiting tables. She states plainly, "So they won’t be so tempted to join a gang."

My Pair of Brown Eyes meets up with me for a late afternoon jungle trek. He’s made a few calls and found a
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Townsfolk dancing the night away
waterfall called Cascada de la Tercios. We realized only after the steep descent that it’s dry season. The hexagon shaped rocks look like Giants Causeway if Giants Causeway were vertical. Amusingly, the park gatekeeper shows us a video of what it usually likes when water is cascading down it. Its too hot and too late to feel gypped. I give him my Robert DeNiro nod of approval.

My Pair of Brown Eyes usually runs 5k each morning, so I was surprised when he reluctantly agreed to go kayaking with me in Lago Suchitlan instead. He doesn’t like to get wet. Nor swim. This should be interesting. Suchitalan lake is man made and is now a stopover for 200 different species of migrating birds. A birders paradise. Lots of other critters too. We get down to the shore and drop our rented kayaks in, My Pair of Brown Eyes, chickens out. He goes for a run instead. I find a nice German boy to go with me. If anything else he’s eye candy. About an hour in, we find ourselves trapped in thick weeds making it too difficult to advance, we run the risk becoming bogged down. Besides the bugs
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The big white glowing church in the town centre
are murder. We turn back.

Even though I didn't want to, I tell my Pair of Brown Eyes I'll go for his planned afternoon hike up a mountain to see the guerrilla hideouts camps. The Salvadoran Civil War was an ugly moment in history that resonates with all those who fought in it. At the trail head we meet up with a man called Don Rafa, he was a rebel fighter in the town of Cinquera, he's now a simple farmer with five children. I know PTSD when I see it, and this man is rife with it, but he’s managing. This was a guerrilla stronghold back in the day, and he leads us up into the hills to show where he and his comrades fought off the Salvadorian military until there was a peace treaty in 1992. The boys chat away about munitions, explosives, hostage takings, and violent warfare while I slog along behind, We see some of the infrastructure of their war, some dug outs, camps, and left over debris, all being slowly consumed by the jungle. Rafa’s war stories are graphic. I hate any attempt to glorify or justify war, but with his accounts it seemed
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These traveling circuses rides are probably the most adventure travel you'll ever need
a necessary evil.

I love Suchitoto, and after our week here, I especially love our morning routine that starts with breakfast at Abuelas restaurant near the church. My Pair of Brown Eyes doesn’t function unless he’s had ten hard espressos. The couple that own this boutique hotel were part of that mass migration to the USA back in the 90’s. Back then almost 20% of all Salvadorans left because of the war. While in California, they learned about tourist hospitality, and brought that knowledge back here. Their crumbling ancestral home was fully renovated, and it stands oddly charming. I get fluffy pancakes with real maple syrup and a fruit smoothie. I'm in heaven because most of the Salvadoran food I've encountered so far has been ghettoish and bland, like Cuba's.

Although this is a cute town, it isn’t all paradise. I've had to step over several drunks. Actually lots. At the doctors clinic, a particularly sad looking fellow was lying out on cement. I watch as his fellow Salvadorans in the lineup take turns caring for him, propping him up, giving him sips of water. Someone actually fetches a mop and cleans up the urine puddle from beneath
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Most stores are behind metal bars, point to what you need.
him. Places a cushion behind his head. He swears a bit and flails but quickly goes back on the nod. This is someone’s father, needing to sleep it off. Some look up at me embarrassed, like I've learned their dirty secret.

I wish we had more time in El Salvador. Perhaps take a hike in El Impossible National Park or maybe drive through the Ruta de Las Flores. But I need to get to the beach so I can have a quick walk down memory lane.

Complete disinterest kept me out of the city of San Salvador. I’d been there, done that. From my bus window, not much has improved. Armed guards and razor wire and graffiti. There are a couple pockets of wealth, and I spot three Wendy’s restaurants, a weirdly ominous sign that the USA is deeply embedded here. My Pair of Brown Eyes, who is either sleeping or eating, snores loudly beside me.

Our bus ticket takes us to the seaside town of La Libertad. Their pier is a main hub taken over by townsfolk, under a mishmash of colourful tarps they have created a makeshift fish market. The smell is beyond anything I’ve
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So many fireworks, so little time!
experienced in my life. I want to take pictures, but my Pair of Brown Eyes is retching and fleeing. At the very end of the pier, skifts have been hoisted up, left to dry in the sun. No one pays me any attention, my tattered backpack signifies I'm not a potential customer. Not much to see here, we go back through town in the stifling midday heat wave, to find the correct collectivo to drop us at El Tunco.

El Tunco was a real hot spot for surfing in the 80's. Linda and I spent over three months here, exacting our craft. Hippy surfers and drop outs still frequent this beach. Disappointingly, what was a charming little back eddy then, is kind of gross now. I don't know how to explain it. It seems seedy, filthy. I miss that old surfer charm. Our hostel is promising, an unheated pool and a place to cook food. The room is damp, I have to ask the attendant to remove the automated air freshener they use to try and hide the mold smell. Still a bargain for $21 a night.

I spent the afternoon surveying the surf from my perch. My
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Not all that crafty, but my Indigo scarf will be a keepsake
Pair of Brown Eyes can't quite understand what I'm feeling. The same black sand beach I spent hours of my youth on, partying, camping, surfing, is now a festering sewer and trash pit. Lots of shady characters loiter about in the corners, looking for new marks. I'm watching the surf.

After a few Cuba Libres, I talk myself into it.

I'm going to go surfing tomorrow. My Pair of Brown Eyes is like, oh hell no.

My only evidence I have of me ever being in El Salvador 32 years ago is this one grainy Polaroid. It's me in a bikini carrying my long board down a sandy alleyway that leads to the shack I rented with a bunch of other surfers. I glanced back at the photographer as he yelled something, my expression is a mixture of annoyance and amusement. He must have been cute. My hair is in pigtails, leash still tied to my ankle. I was fit, my tits were perky, and there was not a trace of cellulite on those tanned thighs. Sigh.

Seems like a million years ago. In another universe far far away. Yet here I was standing on
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The Cascada Los Tercios was fascinating, even without water
the black sand shores of that very place.

It really reaffirms for me that you can't go backwards. Forward life. Forward thinking.

Early morning came, and I rented a board from the first surf shop I went by. The young, dreadlocked dude on duty has this expression that makes me think he might of shit his pants. He slyly calls his boss, and this old hippy comes by to size me up. I pretend not to speak any Spanish. As they wax my board they discuss. WTF this crazy fat Gringa, she thinks she's gonna surf? How old is she? They debate on whether they should ask me. Finally, the old dude instructs the surfer boy to take me out to the sandbar and keep an close eye on me. I pull on my rash guard and go. They accompany me down to the shore, tides out. Surf is fair. I'm ready.

I did fairly well. Better than I thought I would.

I’m very hyperaware of how much heavier and less athletic I am, and I sure as hell don't have the core strength I used to. But muscle memory can be a cool thing. I
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Hugo trying out for Presidente, didn't make it.
rode whitewater right to the rocky shoreline a few times. I heard myself giggling with pure delight. Unfortunately, I'm also super stubborn. For that I blame my Austrian genes. I was so determined to drop in at least once before I ran out of steam. Several locals in the lineup were joking amongst themselves, I paddled back out at least ten times, but then I caught one. I think they were as surprised as I was. There was this fleeting moment of victory before I fell. I managed a couple more before I tanked. For the rest of the morning I just sat out on the sandbank in the bathtub warm ocean reminiscing with a girl from Holland about all my good times here, the ones I could remember. I wish I could phone Linda.

My Pair of Brown Eyes watches from the shore. I find it amusing that he’s eating an ice cream. This is so not his scene. But he waves proudly.

That’s the signal for me that it’s time to go.

We need to take a chicken bus back to San Salvador, so we can get to the airport in time. We’ve just booked
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We learn how to make Pupuas at Gloria's comedor.
our next country.


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6th March 2019

Hi Andrea, loved the blog as usual. You've certainly whet our appetites for El Salvador... Hoping it'll be our Central American India/Bolivia. The fireworks were inspired. Shame re the old haunt, but revisits way down the line nearly always disappoint. Intrigued as to your new country with "brown eyes". We dashed through Belize (which was a shame as it did have a great vibe, but was simply out of our budget) and arrived in Guatemala yesterday where we are already feeling at home. Continue to enjoy. All the best A&A.
8th March 2019

Sounds like you are doing Central America at a more leisurely pace, so enjoy Guatemala first!
7th March 2019

The more I thought about this blog, the more I found it fascinating. Especially interesting were the interactions you had with locals, and in particular when you visited the women's cooperative and you said you came to understand their tough but strong character. You revealed a lot about yourself too. Your blog is sharp and edgy and I felt as though I was reading a novel rather than a travel piece -- I really liked it!!
8th March 2019

Well, thanks so much. I do travel to learn things about this world and myself.
7th March 2019

Ah... you and those brown eyes
Beginning to think the two of you are a bit of a thing. Laughed at all the intrigued surrounding your fireworks. Glad the blast was enjoyed by all. Those dang millennials can learn how to travel from you! Loved women power. You always set the example. Never go backwards... keep the precious memory. Glad you caught your wave. You slapped time in the face for a moment. Travel on.
8th March 2019

Thank you Binkleys! This has been fun reminiscing my last trip to Central America and I have loved seeing things that I missed the first time around. Added bonus making new memories with a good friend.
8th March 2019

Time and the art of returning
'Going back' is a dangerous game... but only if you have high expectations. I like your approach of living in the moment, because however hard we try we can never re-create a past happiness, but can certainly create a new/different happiness. I totally share your love of rum, and Brown Eye's love of papusas - especially when filled with cheese! :)
8th March 2019

I wondered who enjoys all these Pupusas! Now I know, it’s you and my Brown Eyes.
8th March 2019
El Tunco

El Tunco
Spectacular, Andrea
9th March 2019
El Tunco

Thanks Dave! El Tunco actually seemed surreal when the sun set. Just like years ago.
8th March 2019
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Stop the violence against women
I have posted this in our 'Signs, Signs & more Signs' thread in the Photography Forum. The message is so dramatically portrayed. I have also posted some of your fabulous pics in the 'Streetscapes' thread. Check 'em out, Andrea.
9th March 2019
Stop the Violence against Women

Didn’t realize we had these categories! thanks!
9th March 2019
Hexagon Waterfalls

I passed a border once myself having a roll of cash that I might or might not be allowed to bring out of the country. I was told it was illegal to bring the local currency out of the country so I hid it at best I could. The customs officer looked through my entire bag. Every little thing I carried he opened and examined. The only place he missed was the little space where I hid the money. I can't remember how nervous I was. I don't think it would have been a problem but I don't know. By the way, I think Giant's Causeway is vertical too. It's just that you only see the top of the pillars there where as you here see more. /Ake
16th March 2019

Reminiscing
Ah, it must have been thought-provoking and emotional to visit a former travel hangout again after time had moved on. I see myself doing the same at some point soon. Love the fireworks, and your border-crossing with them...! It seems like it was well worth it in the end 😊
13th April 2019

It was a blast! yuk yuk! Hey All travel is worth it in the end. I can't get enough, even if I've been there before. Where's next for you Alex?
14th April 2019

Travel
Indeed, travelling is rather more-ish! Funny you should ask, I am currently in your mother country of Canada! Having a lovely time here, visiting my family near Toronto. Just got back from a few days on the shores of Lake Huron. I plan to write up a blog entry on my time there, hopefully next week when I'm back home. Loving your country though, and the super-friendly people, eh!
14th April 2019

So glad you are enjoying my country! It is pretty great. But Sorry eh, it’s still a little cold. Over here on the best side, Vancouver. It is warmer! Not quite enough though, I’m headed for Mexico tomorrow to warm up a bit.
14th April 2019

Mexico!
Yay, great to hear you're off again soon - look forward to hopefully reading more of your fantastic travel blogs from there! No worries about the weather, I'm enjoying experiencing all four seasons in my week here!

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