here hold on SNL for life I hear that!! Grab me a TSHIRT too, Glad youre getting langered in the sunshine richie, hope theres no fat germans on the plane back if there is just laugh at them and point them in the direction of the hula hoop of def!!
come mere to me Richie youre a mad dog, bus travel is the way most thais travel isn't it? Good enough for them but not for you ya bollix! Ah no I did both of those bus trips, the Siem Reap one is just long and the way they scam you is by getting your visas done for you (they charge you twice as much as the cambodian border guards who everyone is scarred of ;). As for the Bus to the Islands it is fucking long and I had a major pain in my hole when I got off the bus but seeing as the final destination is a tropical island, I soon forgot about my sore hole!!
Anyway get to Siam Reap its fucking deadly, get the cheapo bus to the border (from bangkok) bring dollars with you walk across the border (buy the visa yo self) and then get the public bus for 6 dollars to siam reap, smoke bob marly records and eat happy pizzas in siam reap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what! SHENNANIGANS! if keith's gettin a house of pain t-shirt then i want one - two actually, one small and one extra medium, and get me an x-clan one if there's any goin
the full moon party sounded deadly and the photo's are cool man - i'd say you're totally regretting not jumping through that ring of fire (or hula-hoop-of-death as i like to call it) - you had a golden opportunity to do a pure SNL moment there where you could've knocked down the ring of fire and sent it into the crowd burning several back packers and completely fu*#ing up the rest of their trip - now THAT would've been cool!!!!!
Hahaha, thats not me dude jumpin through the ring of fire, Korn was tryin to get me to do it but I wasn't near drunk enough...Have a safe journey and I'll get back at ya for your birthday!!! SNL4Life!!!
Btw Korns now givin me shit saying I wasn't near drunk enough and she's disappointed!!! She's making me post this as I speak...this girl is Hardcore man!!!
Nice one Ricky Ricardo aka Rick-dickless! Yeh, headin off myself on Tuesday. I like the photos, especially the one of you jumpin through the ring of fire. You look in good shape with your top off, maybe the House Of Pain teeshirt doesn't do you justice? Or maybe it's diet rum in that bucket. Either way, your tan is great. So is Korn's. Here, pick me up a House Of Pain teeshirt if you can man, in a Small (I'm not as voluptuous as I'd like to be). Seriously, have a great time bro - may your quest for spiritual enlightenment be full of many more night on the lash. Bo!
aw no, not again! tee hee - i have a habit of missing the hell out of points - like the time i got the woman who euthanaised her son mixed up with that old woman mp in the north who had the affair - and that other golden moment of mine where i found out about the success for an operation on an old mate of mine from the building sites - i suggested it was a sex change operation, turned out he had bowel cancer - good thing i posted my comments on the internet. another great point-missing milestone.
man, if i had my way i'd be drinking thai whiskey until i could see through time, that's when i'd have my enlightenment - it would probably end up with me telling everybody that they're my best mate then slurring at them something like 'YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!"
do you know the last time i was drunk? no? me neither - that's how feckin long it's been. i am gonna do my darndest to poison the hell out of my liver over the long weekend - think i'll use Ronan's second birthday to launch my attack on myself.....classy!
Bus travel sucks man. Clocked up way too many hours on crappy buses here, way way too much, were talking about 75-80hrs so far spread over a few different trips. And no my 'Spiritual' journey didn't involve getting wankered on Thai whiskey all the time but there's alot more I've been doing here than just drinking Thai whiskey. You've completely missed the point all together dude. Peace!
fat germans and their crappy bus seats eh - sounds like there's a rob schneider movie in there somewhere.
man, bus travel is great and always makes for a cool story afterwards - anyone can go by plane (providing you haven't just got yourself onto a dodgy list for eating endangered koala's) so i say NOT to hell with the expense, TO HELL WITH THE LUXURY dammit! By the way, did your spirituality plan involve you gettin wankered on thai booze all the time? your not the feckin pope you know! peace out Captain Nutsack!
ah yeah, think you're a big shot eatin cobra's eh, well i ate something just as dangerous but you don't hear ME bragging - yeah that koala sure did taste good. i don't really think i was supposed to eat him cos a few people from the animal rights activist group chased me down. i finally lost them after a few days, mad hippies like them! but yeah, i ate that koala's mickey like there was no tomorrow. can't say it tasted all that good and i got no sexual buzz or anything but i still did it all the same just for the sake of having something to talk about at our next dinner party. by the way - that house you described sounds just like your own one in ballyer......RUA!
Keepin it frosty I see, eatin monkey's balls and sippin that orangutan semen, hardcore! Bring back some for the hood. Hope you have a blast and enjoy Cambodia and Vietnam.
ahh nice ones dudes for the comments so soon after me posting. gonna be organising visas soon for Cambodia/Vietnam...by any chance yis know if Thais need visas for either country? I'm looking into it anyway but if yis know, holla back!!! cheers!!! SNL4Life
Sounds pretty amazing to get so far off the beaten track my man! Eating a Cobra heart and Ants eggs = BAD ASS.
Give my regards to Korn and safe travels hommie
Howaya Richie Korn's Dad is St Patrick! amazing dude, gotta love the Sangsom. Sounds like ya had a great time there, the only person from Ballyer in the village and all that. Eating King Cobras and crickets. . . lovely hey if ya get to Cambodia eat one of those eggs with baby chickens in them there very nice. Take it easy Frosty Farang!
bah! nuts to you and your fancy schmancy upgrades! why im my day we had no such luxuries - we had to push the plane along the tarmac til it took off then we'd all have to hop on, too bad for those dickheads who couldn't run fast enough - FUCKIN SLOWCOACHES! i'd scream at them as we took off - WHATS BLEEDIN WELL WRONG WITH YIS! - aahhh, the good old days. it sure is a pity to see how far air travel has come since those days (the late 90's) but i suppose there's no use complaining - oh yeah, and enjoy toyland, i was there years ago, got some great lego at a very reasonable price. the guy behind the counter was swedish and he.....wait a minute, sarahs just told me you're in thailand, well now i am confused - what the fook ya doin there - probably there for an oscars party or something - i know how you rich bastards like to live.......
Hey man, glad to hear you've landed safely in the Chiang to the Mai, give my regards to Korn and have a Chang for the brothers that ain't there. Be sure to go out to the Uni district and do at least a days kick boxing. Its loads of fun and will give you a few moves if Korn goes to the dark side on ya ;P
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Awesome Rock....you made it...!!!!....a bit of drama along the way but you made it...!!...Thank goodness they found your bag....!!....I can't wait to hear everything that goes on.....you tell it so well....i feel as if i'm there with you....lol...be safe...enjoy every moment....it'll be over and you'll be back home before you know it......!!..<3
XOXO Have a safe trip home Rich.!!!....i guess it's good that you didn't have any mishaps or sicknesses to talk about.......can't wait to read your stories.....especially the juicy parts .......pfffft.....if there are any...!!!!!.....bwhahahahaha
awww Happy Easter babes!!! and welcum back home! I told ya already, you've got a lazy bone lol... can't wait for all the stories...take care and have a pleasent trip back home hunny...smooooooooochers XXXXXX
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here hold on SNL for life I hear that!! Grab me a TSHIRT too, Glad youre getting langered in the sunshine richie, hope theres no fat germans on the plane back if there is just laugh at them and point them in the direction of the hula hoop of def!!