Underneath the Arches The hulk's easy... bit of green paint and job done, but that is a blindin' Phil Mitchell you're pulling off there r kid. Not easy, not everyone can do that. You're born with that, you can't teach it. Class.
Gold ! Those last two entries are pure Calvert gold ... brilliant ! I almost felt like I was there with the crack and homs. Good luck on the bus trip !
happy belated xmas...... Hey Sean, Thanks for the xmas text, it meant that I finally got around to looking at your travel blog thingimy-jig! Its sounds like you are having a fantastic time and I am of course green with envy, england is cold dark and dull having left the beautiful beaches of Thailand behind to come home! In fact i have large regrets about coming home at all, which I must admit have been diluted by the recent xmas binge drinking episodes! Pai feels like a lifetime ago now that I am back here.
Hope your well and had a good christmas? Enjoy new year..... and think of us shivvering miserable people back here! - I have a night out dressed as a fairy(???!) planned with the girls in Cheltenham, and hope to get my act together to go to the races on new years day, although judging by recent hangovers the chances are slim! - Kate!
Animal Attack Good to see a blog which makes no mention of colds, flu or gastric complaints, merely an indigineous animal attack ... bush baby was it? Or perhaps a possum ?
I see the following words were also included in this latest blog "...cool water to swim in..." ... Now, knowing you as I do, I have to ask: was the water deep? did you actually 'swim' ? I think not sunbeam ...
Hope you're having a great Xmas.
James
millar tours blinkin eck......from what i can see of these photos i could take you for a 3 day tour around cannock chase. The route could take in such natural places of beauty such as Superdrug in Rugeley and Holland and Barrett in Hendesford. Sounds as if your fighting the elements here. Id pay good money to see you do a 6 month trip to Baghdad. Bleedin wimp.
should be use to it........ well lookslike that was some experience..............although knocking about with the ferret all these years should allow you to adapt to life without no money.
chin up chief................
It get's better.. ..have just returned from trekking in Chang Mai and promptly been confined to bed with my head down the latrine. These hill tribes haven't the first clue about hygiene standards!
Lord.. ..it's a much sought after title is The Islander Open! There weren't any locals in it, just a bunch of ex-pats and tourists. Have managed to find an excellent photo of Colonel Sanders from Bangkok train station's branch of KFC, which I patronised the other day. I'll stick it on the next update for you Lord.
See that Dutch bird canned you in India after you got her to pay for everything - now your left with the Irish to look after you... what can possibly go wrong. At least your pool career appears to be taking off, a career defining moment in winning the Islander open - I bet the locals think your new James Wattana. Suppose everyone has to start somewhere...
Medical Advice - Side effects of ciprofloxacin As I have not received a response to my text, my fear is that you may be ailing severely, too weak to tap out a simple text message to those left behind .... so, just in case you manage to drag yourself to a Thai internet cafe (one that does not come with dancing girls or a reputation that invites over 50s, balding singletons from Chester-Le-Street) thought I might help you out with some basic medical advice courtesy of Doctor J. Norton (I suggest you pay particular attention to the 'yellowing of the skin and eyes'... I have observed this in you on more than one occasion before.. I also note that you may want to pass this note on to Myra as it mentions 'rupturing of tendons' as a serious side effect:
Check with your doctor if any of the following side effects continue or are bothersome:
upset stomach (mild)
diarrhea (mild)
vomiting
stomach pain
headache
restlessness
Less frequent or rare:
Change in sense of taste
increased sensitivity of skin to sunlight
Blistering of skin
sensation of skin burning
skin itching, rash, redness, or swelling
skin rash
itching
hives
difficulty breathing or swallowing
swelling of the face or throat
yellowing of the skin or eyes
dark urine
pale or dark stools
blood in urine
unusual tiredness
sunburn or blistering
seizures or convulsions
vaginal infection
vision changes
pain, inflammation, or rupture of a tendon
Things looking up! Alright Palin ! Sounds like your having a right scream !? No fear, those LadyBoys you were asking me about are not too far now, remember that advice from that Gay bloke about telling them you have a small one for extra discount...invaluable! Chin Chin
Crikey !! You're certainly living the highlife aren't you sunshine ! This blog is in typical Calvert form... bet the Jaipur Hilton looks enticing now ? Perhaps if you ask nicely, one the locals might be willing to go have malaria, half green parrot disease, half chips with you ?
Plough on Calvert, I'm sure things will improve in the relative luxury of Thailand and its military coup - I would have thought that if you're going to get shot, this may well be the place !
Hope things improve sunbeam and that you are actually managing to find some enjoyment out there - the blog is going to be a fantastic memory.
James
Independent traveller Aright mate, nice to hear your arrival in Delhi went smoothly (sounds like a right cock up to me). So who's the tart then (dirty old goat). Happy travelling mate
taj tit well ive applied the paint........just watching it dry.
Nice story.......we all know your camped out in some bed and breakfast on the west coast of England somewhere.....trying to avoid the Debt collectors. Pay your debts like all us other folk........bloody Tax dodger.
Tit well god bless you chief. Sounds as if your making friends all over the place. God knows those travellers you met probably hung themselves after a meet up. When do you get to your training camp in Afganistan??? Im sure the muslim community could do with some advice on being grumpy, miserable and in-humane.
God look with the trip............i cant wait for the next message. I just cany decide if i should paint the wall before or after i read the message.
Up yours Calvert.
Seano abroad... I was expecting the hilarity to start on about day 3 but this is cracking... you didn't even manage to leave the airport!! How's the mouse getting on in India?
The unfortunate demise of MPSL has handed me an unexpected opportunity to indulge in seven months of travelling, starting in India and continuing through Thailand, Hong Kong, Australia, USA and Mexico...... full info
James
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The hulk's easy... bit of green paint and job done, but that is a blindin' Phil Mitchell you're pulling off there r kid. Not easy, not everyone can do that. You're born with that, you can't teach it. Class.