got your voicemail Sorry I missed your call today (Friday)...living on the beaches here in St john. Wow, everything you said about this place was right and more! Please be so careful and have a blast..blow me a kiss from the top of Mt Cotapoxi...I love you, Mom
Raj says hey!
And it go's on right now i am living on Playa Madera at the Chicken Shack. I've been here for about a month now. My first week here was experianced living with Crazy Dave.
The week included Daves usual rants and raves about how he was scheming to kill his partner and bury him in his shit tank... WHAT?! The carcus of cat lay on the path up to Daves, the week before dave had shot the cat. When i told Dave i wasnt going to be eating in his "First Class Restaurant" he through two plates across he room at me. Another night he refused to make dinner and then stumbeled off drunk and let me do it. When Dave stepped on one of his cats it lashed out and and scratched him. Dave - "FUCK! Im gunna kill thay fuckin cat" he presumed to walk into the kitchen grab a knife look for the cat hiding under a table and throw it as hard as he could, the cat dodged it, the knife broke and Dave mumbled, "well that was unproductive"
These were just a few of the escapades and we endured during our week.
All in all Dave has the best place on the beach with the shittiest Management. Haha, the reason i searched for this article was because Dave was quiet proud to say you could search him under google. Quote on Quote "ya im all over the blogs, one guy even said im a few sandwhiches short of a picnic, i dont know what that even means, i dont like picnics".
It is a must stop if your going through, unless you are a girl, as Dave can be extremely sexist, racist, and homobobic. so if you want to be his friend just tell the most ruthless jokes you can think of and he will eat them up.
o ya the other night he had some fun throwing malatov cocktails into the woods surrounding his house.
Dave may sound crazy but its o.k. About a month ago he crashed his dirtbike, since then he has been addicted to Vicadine and starts drinking as soon as he wakes up every morning.
No, thats fag shit. - Crazy Dave.
Tom
crazy dave and the padrino I saw him get clobbered at a bar resulting in his nose being broken.He was k. o. ed and never dropped his drink.amazing! Jason and Max live near crazy dave and are real fun to hangout with.
Swimming with Sharks?!? Brian Mayfield! I never dreamed I'd hear you say you chose to get in the water with sharks. Sure it wasn't sunstroke? Life's good here in Idaho but it sounds great in Thailand. Enjoy and watch out for crazy tuk tuk drivers.
adventuras wow brian! seems like you are getting what you came there for. thanks for the blogs. you write well, and make me feel as if i were there. keep up the good work and take care of yourselves and eachother.
matt's coming here in a few days to visit and see me graduate. heh, i still think its crazy that i ended up meeting and falling in love with your brother.
ok, we await your future blogs....
"pura vida"
I know Crazy Dave too, and hes crazy Whats up man! Great blog on Nic. Just looked up Crazy Dave to see what came up and found this. Very acurate description! I just wrote about him in my blog too, although not half as well as you. If you want to check it out its www.marklivin.blogspot.com
thats crazy dave all right hes like that every night, try staying there for a month, then youll be a veteran. either way, you must have had one hell of a time, sounds like he had one of the more extreme nights while you were there. Hes not always that bad. Somehow I was always able to avoid his rages, then the last night I was ordered to "get the fuck down here for some burnt quesadillas and beer" and he gave me one of his good ol' torture sessions. It was all good while some chill folk were there, around 6, and 12 at one point. Even so, the place to stay is in the chicken shack right on maderas. that place is beautiful. Thanks for the perfect description of a night at daves, peace . . .
cheers
Holy Mother Mary Are you trying to put me in therapy? Have you lost your mind? Do you have a death wish? It sounds wonderfuly awful and I, for one, am glad you are returning this week so I can finally blow out the prayer candles and along with Mary and all the saints can get some sleep. You amaze me, frighten me, challenge me and intrigue me...be safe my son...and NEVER stop seeking the divine...you have found it in many places these last few months, huh?
love, Mom
so bummed we missed you! hey brian, now that i´ve been to santa teresa i can picture your blog perfectly. sounds amazing, i´m glad you´re having so much fun. did you get the note i left you at tranquilo? bummer there were no more rooms available and we didn´t get to meet up!! anyway looknig forward to the next blog, our time here is almost up, going home saturday. btw we left a beer in the fridge at frank´s place, haha... glad we could make one of the construction dudes a little happier...
so sorry Hey babe - awww sounds like arough day. I know how much you hate sharks. I thought you were just a canopy tour guide - I take it you are a bartender too? Well, I am glad you are ok. Better luck next time huh?
-------+++++------- Damn dude that sounds like an awesome day. Keep up the wild adventures. I am living through your fun. Watch out for those sharks tho bro. And the jellies...I got hit by some little jellyfish in Manuel Antonio...it wasn't too bad but still had to go get a shot in the ass. LATE.
Killer Sounds like its been a great week for you. I absolutely can't wait to get down there. Is it pretty hot right now? I watched a show this week on the discovery channel called Survivorman. It was pretty cool. It was this guy who got dropped off at the beach on the Osa Peninsula and had to survive for 7 days with no supplies. He caught his own food, made fire and shelter and all that. It was really cool but he had a hard time there. He traveled into the jungle and it was wild. Bugs and tarantulas and what not. Just got me more fired up about heading that way.
Keep having fun. Drop a guaro bomb for me one of these days. I will continue to hold it down here at my desk in the bland office in the US. LATE.
El guapo loco- sounds like even during the down times you're living it up. glad to hear. i grow more jealous by the day. after i recover financially from vegas, snowboarding, etc, maybe i can start to formulate a plan to make an appearance. i'll end by quoting a henson- "don't matter how you do it, just do it like you know it" sounds like that's exactly what you're doing.
Sounds Great Man that all sounds awesome. I loved Domincal and La Fortuna was my favorite. Had a great time at Baldi Hot Springs. Keep going crazy. Enjoy readind your entries.
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I'm so jealous I'm not a part of your travel blogs this time..... Drink one for me. Love.