D'ya drink piss mate? What kind of soft, southern, shandy drinking airline were you flying mate? "Undercarrage attached to propellers"???!! the last time i flew transit from Aus' they sat us in a large catapult at the end of the runway, completed some 'back of a fag packet' elevation calculations, adjusted for windage, pulled back and hoped. After the third attempt there were only two windows left intact on the control tower and it began to occur to them that spending cut backs gleaned from Ryan Air might prove to be false economies and that an aircraft of some sort might be in order. Still, i'm not bitter, apart from the limp, the twitch and the reoccuring nightmare about sliding down the outside of airport terminal buildings i saw the whole episode as a positive experience.
Tom Arse
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Bonza
Sounds like you're having fun dude, nice poetic script there, you should speak to Stephen Fry. Looking forward to the next entry x