They have Windows chips, that are like soft Twisties. They load animals onto utes. They have meringues. They have pikelets, which they deep fry. They have fobby river boats at night, with lots of bright lights and Egyptian music played at ear-splitting volume. Whole families ride on motorbikes. There are women who cover their hair but wear clothing so tight it would be obscene in the West. Everyone has satellite TV, and they carry the dishes on the subway. They throw their rubbish on the ground, in the Nile or out the window. Hotel breakfasts consist of a boiled egg, a wedge of cheese, white bread rolls and jam. NZ butter is cheaper than in NZ. They have rabbit shops, egg shops and kapok shops. Ladies buy ducks and carry them in their handbags. They have
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