-Life sans fries with satay sauce seems grim. -All the Bulldogs are annoying. -You aren't surprised when your iced tea is carbonated. -When you get a cold drink at a restaurant it startles you. -Girls in tanktops seem really skanky. -Girls in anything other than an outfit that covers 90% of their body seem really skanky. -You carry around a massive chain with you everywhere...to lock your bike...or to fend off junkies. -You've locked your bike to a tree, a bridge, a sign post, someone else's bike, a car... -The horrible exchange rate has stopped bothering you. -You're surprised when your food has flavor. -You want to devote your life to Euroshopper because you are absolutely in love with that brand, -Same with stroopwaffles. -Being served a beverage in a minuscule cup not longer bothers you.
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