Jeremy Ampt
astirrerabroad
Jeremy Ampt
Born a man of simple Amish folk, I knew nothing of the world besides my best friend horse and my favourite fiction book: the bible, for 17 years. One day, a representative from Pfiser came to our village to talk about the benefits of modern medicine. I followed him back to the real world and got a job there as a human experiment. Although I now have a deformed head, fifteen fingers and am no longer allowed to pee, I very much appreciated them giving me the job.
Since then I have travelled to China, Vietnam, Japan, Bolivia and Argentina. Although I am away from my home for much of my life, I always try and keep in touch with my Amish roots...so this year I joined the Tea Party.