Ahoy! I figured I should at least write something in here for the time being. I'll start by introducing myself. My name is Gnomie (grumbles here. what kind of name is that?!) and as you may have noticed, I'm a garden gnome. Now now, I know what you're saying, Garden gnomes dont keep blogs. But what else are we supposed to do in the dead of a Canadian winter huh? Have you ever tried gardening in 3 feet of snow? Well, anyway... So here I was just a minding my own business when my lovely, if slightly dim witted, human companion tells me we are going to Australia! Imagine that, a gnome like me in Australia. Ma would be proud. The only problem is, we aren't leaving until April. Sheesh. She gets my hopes all up,
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