If you're reading this you're either my Mum (Hi Mum), my Dad (Hi Dad), my Sister (Hi Gem) or you're here by mistake. If you fall into the latter category, here's a joke to make up for your unfortunate web-stumble:
(ahem)
What's the difference between a cross country run and Fanny Craddock?
One's a pant in the country...... full info