Eenis For future reference - an eenis is one of the most beautiful flowers in my country and you look exactly like it, ............. etc.
Just turn up your bs metre! And enjoy the results.
Message to hairy manback Yo bez,
Cool blog, it's been entertaining but don't go do anything "entertaining" for the sake of entertaining the readers in your next post but if you don't, we probably won't read it.
Just a shout out to ho bong Wong, hung man ha, sodi man what? "deep!" and the iact crew.
Be safe and enjoy yo self.
Take it easy
Dear Monkey - some points -
1. "a nice Vietnamese girl who I had a bit of a good conversation with" should be -
a nice Vietnamese girl with whom I had a bit of a good conversation. Never use a preposition to end a sentence up with. (a bit of pedantic humour going on here)
2. Don't play poker for money EVER - I haven't taught you anything worthwhile.
3. If you completed the course (even to 12 m), you should have received a dive certificate which is good for anywhere in the world - otherwise you have to repeat the whole thing again AND pay for it elsewhere.
4. There's a possibility that your leg is the result of bad decompression or crap in the tanks. Since I have no knowledge of either at this stage, keep this in mind.
Here endeth the lesson - carry on with the enjoyment!
1. Pffft grammer. If I learnt it, I will not be able to write any more...
2. poker is no fun without a little money- win or lose- i think I lost $20 total over 3 nights- khong co gee.
3. got the certificate- already crumpled :)
4. nope- just plain ol' not using the legs that way for a while, the air smelt like air (we always tested) and they were a very professional outfit- just got back from hill trekking and am feeling it today (damn muscles... them lazy basterds).
I'd be surprised if I wasnt surprised by who this is. However, the email address and the smart-assed-ness combo points squarely at one apple fan I know. Otherwise *shrugs* no idea.
Merhaps it is so. I do not know of which tourist you speak of but as for myself, I am simply conforming to communistic ideals of keeping the wealth spread somewhat.
reality? Me thinks you are really in an opium den somewhere in Shanghai. All of the above are just drug induced dreams inspired by your fantasies of your kindergarten teacher or the black and white cow just down the road.
Am I close?
This would explain many a thing. And my kindy teacher was quite the hottie according to my distorted memory. And the cow wasn't a bad little sort either, I am not a racist after all, black, white, black and white- all good :)
D MJ Binkley
Dave and Merry Jo Binkley
Discovered your blogs today
I"m enjoying reading about your travel. Nice photos.