We have developed a new facial expression, which we have called "Oh ****, I think I might be chewing on a chilli!" This involves a bite followed by a period of realisation, which is communicated via the eyebrows, when I realise that it wasn't spring onion that I had added to my breakfast of rice soup but it's actually a mouthful of green bird-eye chillies that i am merrily chewing on! I cannot explain how much this hurts, but my word does it wake you up in the mornings! May I recommend guava juice for it's cooling effect on the mouth, teeth, throat, stomah etc (the list could go on but this is potentially a family site). The final stage of the facial expression is the steam escaping from one's ears and the tears escaping from
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