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Asia » Thailand » Central Thailand » Bangkok December 29th 2019

610am. That's the time I was sitting outside my hotel room ready to be picked up at 615am. I let the hotel reception know, on the off chance they turned up and I had gone inside. I popped in to go for a squirt, heard some tooting outside. Thought that was my ride. Sprinted out faster than Cool Runnings, only to find no-one there. Thought they might've driven off without me. Called the number I had, they didn't answer. Thought I'd been set up, so called again. The lady answered and told me they are on the way. An hour and 4 calls later, just when I was about to accept I'd lost my money, they rock up. Strangely, everyone on my tour speaks Spanish - given it's not specially Spanish - just worked out that ... read more

Asia » Thailand » Central Thailand » Bangkok December 28th 2019

Be warned, this is a longun. With more or less a 26hr day prior, I decided today was going to be a chill day. Little exploring, little relax and massage, taking things slow.. however, I don't fucking work like that so it was full on from the moment I woke up. Mission 1: You're vegan in a foreign place, find food. Probably best not to decapitate people because you're hangry. Thanks to happy cow, I located a place and set out. Now, this ended up taking significantly longer than anticipated as I couldn't get roaming working on my phone and I hadn't got a SIM card yet. O wondered the streets mindlessly for about an hour, taking in the first experience of Bangkok during the day. I thought I'd figured out where I was going based ... read more

Asia » Thailand » Central Thailand » Bangkok December 27th 2019

And there I was, hugging my mother goodbye at the airport before departing on an adventure for a month by myself with no knowledge of where I was going or even why I was doing it. It wasn't until I got to the other side of security that it dawned on me "Oh fuck, I'm competely alone for the next month about to fly to the other side of the world." Boarded the plan and sat next to an islander chap called Corey and his wife embarking on their honeymoon. We chatted for a bit before doing what humans have become good at and competely ignoring each other with flashing images that completely disconnect us from the fundamental trait of communication - thus isolating ourselves and causing significant personal and social issues. But hey, it's sure ... read more

Europe » United Kingdom » England » Tyne & Wear » Newcastle Upon Tyne October 9th 2008

So I've been really slack with updating my travels just because not a lot has been happening lately. Be warned, it's pretty boring haha. I haven't finished writing about London yet, so I'll start this entry with that. Buckingham Palace So first of all this is London Day 4 and not day 3 (even though it jumps from 2 to 4) simply because it was the 4th day I was staying in London. I spent the day with Hannah checking out the remainder of touristy sights around London. I started off by going into Buckingham Palace while Hannah watched the changing of the guards (I had seen enough of it at Windsor Castle). The inside of Buckingham was real impressive. Everything room is just massive and the amount of gold, silver, marble and varnished wood is ... read more
Palace Lake
Security into the Palace
Buckingham Palace

Europe » United Kingdom » England » Wiltshire » Stonehenge September 17th 2008

So I've been pretty slack about updating my blog since I've been back, mainly due to lack of travel, fatigue and just plain laziness. Windsor Castle So I started off by myself at 8am and got on a Evan Evans tour out to Windsor Castle. Going on another tour proved to be a weird experience as the people on the tour were slightly uh... more "aged" then Contiki (18-35). Basically I wasn't going to get a tour where everyone was drinking and making immature jokes..instead what I had was an "Eccentric" lady who would rave on about her husband, her dog and all the other generic crap no-one really gave a flying fuck about. When we were getting on the bus, it wouldn't be the laid back "I'll sit wherever I feel like with whoever I ... read more
Windsor Castle
Windsor Castle
Windsor Castle

Europe » United Kingdom » England » Greater London » London City September 16th 2008

London - Day 2 So today I was meant to be catching a 'Hop on Hop Off' bus but when I got to where the bus stop was, I had to wait 30minutes! My thoughts: Fuck that. So I started walking towards Tower of London. I managed to walk all the way to St. Paul's Cathedral (which is probably about 10mins walk away from the London Tower) by the time the bus would've arrived at the bus stop. I decided to catch the bus from Saint Paul's, seeing as I had paid £22 for the fucking ticket. 2 stops away. Grr. Got off at London Dungeon which cost £18 to get in. Despite my belief that this was going to be a historical dungeon, it actually turned out to be more of a theme park sorta ... read more
Tower of London
Bedroom
Throne

Europe » United Kingdom » England » Greater London » London City September 15th 2008

London - Day 1 Today was my first relaxing day. I didn't have to leave the hotel I stay in after tour until 11am so I chilled out, had a bath (I'm paying for the hotel so I've got to take full advantage of that shit) and booked some touristy stuff around London for the next few days. Places on the bill: Tower of London, London Dungeon, Buckingham Palace, Windsor Castle, Bath and Stonehenge. Cost me £141 ($393) for the entrance to all those places, a hop on hop off bus around London and a coach to Windsor Castle, Bath and Stonehenge. After that I met up with Hannah and we went food shopping. Spent £13.5and got 4 days worth of food (breakfast, lunch & dinner) as well as roll on and toothpaste. So stoked! That's ... read more

Europe » United Kingdom » England » Greater London » London City September 14th 2008

This is basically just summary for anyone who may be curious on doing a Contiki tour from my experience. Contiki Conclusion - European Whirl Tour in general is incredibly fast paced. It's designed to maximise your amount of sight seeing in a short period of time. Typical days would consist of: Day 1: Travel for Full (or large part of) Day Day 2: Explore city all day from early on in the morning The first half of tour is spent in Hostels, the majority which are sweet (bearable), with only a few that were disappointing. Second half is spent at camp-sites which again vary. The worst one I stayed in was in Venice. Favourite Country: Germany Favourite Cities: Berlin, Paris, Rome Most Beautiful Scenery: Switzerland followed closely by Austria. Cities I probably wouldn't go again in ... read more

Europe » France » Île-de-France » Paris September 13th 2008

Pre-Paris Paris is our last city on my Contiki Tour and what better city then the worlds most touristy. There was a shit load to see and hardly any time to see it as we were only staying there for a day. My plan for the day was to go up the Eiffel Tower, Climb the Arch De Triumph, See the Mona Lisa and go up into the Notre Dam bell tower. Eiffel Tower We got dropped off at the Eiffel tower at 9am, it opened at 9:30. Because we got there early, the line wasn't very long and there wasn't too many people there thank god. While we were in line, there was these stupid gypsy's trying to sell Eiffel Tower souvenirs. As soon as someone would go to buy one, another two of the ... read more
Eiffel Tower
Eiffel Tower
View from Eiffel Tower

Europe » France » Île-de-France » Paris September 12th 2008

Road to Paris So this is our longest drive for the entire tour. We didn't stop off anywhere special as we had lots of hours to make up. We did, however, stop off at a few service stations in France where I would get my first taste of the country. Thus far, I think the French are a bunch of rude snail eating condom sandwiches. They really hate tourists. Even though I was polite! For example, I went up to a lady and said to her "Bonjour, Palevu Engle Sivu Play" (I know it's spelt wrong. Which means "Hello, do you speak English Please?" The bitch just looked at me sourly and said "Yes I do" and then walked off. Thinking I had offended her by saying the wrong thing, I asked Steve who was standing ... read more
Building
Building
Louvre Pyramid




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