Put it to use Dear Sir/Madam
It has been brought to my attention that the superquick dry towel given to you by my client (Miss McLellan) has yet to receive mention within your online report of events.
My client (Miss McLellan) will be taking action should this trend continue. She is left bitter and twisted that her gift to you has been put to little or no depicted use.
Please rectify the situation or we will be forced to take further action
Faithfully
Globdollock and Frentargy Associates
Hey Sexie Lexie!!!! he he Hey Alex, hows it going? Thought id leave a comment so it actually shows i look at your blog which i do all the time!!!! Shhh dont tell Trent lol. My connections have given me your email so I may be writing to u in the near future. Hope i havnt scared u or "intimidated" you too much. Iv given you a heads up so when i do email, u dont jsut delete my message thinking its junk!!.....Cya......Love Connie :)
Sophie is totally right. Avril has always been a whiney loser and I don't understand why she refuses to not be totally lame and useless and not and anything to music except for horrid, horrid, music. They were playing a montage sequence of the swimming highlights to one of her songs, and if that wasn't annoying enough, they did it a furtyher couple of times that evening becdause they obviously had to fill up some time.
hey hey you you I just Youtubed that clip (procrastinating) and... I like it. It's cool, what are you people talking about? Blonde Avril looks totally hot, and the dancing at the end is mad. And if concussing innocent people isn't an acceptable way to get a boyfriend, then someone should have told me that earlier! I still don't really like the song though.
Whatever... FYI I have no idea what you're on ab8. That song was about this like totally H.O.T guy who was spoonbagged by a mofo wench slut. I saved him from like full decoolific8ion. Now he's wit me I can like teach him how to sk8 and how 2 wear a tie wit a tee. Like how Gnnarly is that?! He kan b Totally raggin!! yea8!
She was a sk8ter girl... I disagree with Trent. Avril hasn’t sold out, but remained true to her whiney, talentless roots. Sorry i havent emailed for a few days, my crappy essay gets handed in on Thursday and then I will be free to hate Avril properly with you! Love Soph xox
i know! ironically we had this same discussion about this same dispicable song after seeing it video hits about a week ago.....gees avril, you've really sold out (hmm?)
Hunting for my mums missing sleeping bag... Hi everyone,
sorry to use this message board for a reason totally unrelated to Alex's travels but if you want him to have a welcoming home to come back to i have to help save his butt...
Do any of you have any idea what happened to a light purple sleeping bag (aka my mums) on the last camping trip you took? We cant find it and Al doesnt remember what happened to it....
Thanks!
Lise
Oh, glad to hear you're having fun Al....
Also not about my dog I love Jagermeister! It's yummy! I don't like bombing, though; too sweet and too caffeiney. and if you're going to befriend some brazilian guy, mind befriending a cute, thin, tall and leggy estonian girl for your single friend who is neither a) and alcoholic and b) retarded??? lol. I know you'll befriend many people, you're Alex! So if one just happens to drop into your life, slip in a few kind words about yours truly and Australia. And also, Sophie, you're dogs a bitch.
Not about my dog Who was Tom Cruise in Goldmember?? I dont remember Kevin Spacey either. Was that the one with Michael Caine? Staying in the hostel sounds like so much fun! I bet all these people you are meeting will be streaming through the next five years of your life, crashing on your couch. Which will be really fun, try and befriend a cute Brazilian guy for me. I know what you mean about Yagers, i had a bunch in Queensland- NEVER AGAIN. Good luck with the job search! and thanks for the email.
p.s. My dog is the best. She's french.
wow...sounds like you're having a great time...I didn't have anything to drink St. Paddy's. I actually didn't want to, since I was depressed and all. I haven't had much to drink lately at all, which is in stark contrast to you! I know you'l find a job soon. I mean, honestly? Who would turn you down??? And speaking of which, did you get my other post about the world's oldest proffession? I don't wanna push you into it, but just know that the option is open for you...
sloooooooow so al, i probably should've warned you before you left that my sending emails is about as slow, or perhaps even slower if thats at all possible, to me reading a page from a book!! : ) so by that little tidbit of information, you could probably assume that my emails/comments will be few and far between, however this does not mean that i've forgotten you, nor does it mean that i have crossed you off the list i actively keep of who my friends are!!!
ok, now that we have that sorted there are two more things i have to say. 1). i reached page 46 before i stopped reading the 'power of one'. i've read it before and loved it but for some reason just cant read it this time. 2). lilly allen would've been awesome!!! i love her stuff!
ok thats all for now, have fun in Edinbourgh!
Woof Unlike Marcie's pet, I long ago gained the power of intelligent speech (and the ability to use computers)... I simply choose not to use these skills when in the presence of morinic humans. As for the suggestion that I may in some way be suffering from a mental difficiency, I say humbug! When Harley learns how to use electronic equipment I might give a flying woofenstein about his opinion.
Anyway's... Hi Alex! 9 Dent st misses your crazy antics and mixed up ways. Woof!
I am not Spastic! The doctor says I'm fine! but I can see why some would be confused...And Harley's a great 'pet', I'm really 'jealous' that you own 'him'...in other news, I know that your busy and stuff, Al, but would you be able to post more regularly? It's just, u know, we kiss you so much and stuff (and here is where people shoot me in the head for being lame). Also, u might know from various sources that Trent has his b'day coming up soon. Was there anything that u wanted me to do for him on your behalf since you cannot be here in person? If so, send me an email, though I do anticipate a reply to the "gossip" email I sent u...
Statement on behalf of Harley Ok, reading from different submissions on this website I would like to release a brief message on behalf of Harley. It was to our shock and disbelief that a website that was supposedly devoted to the travels of our friend Alex would so quickly contribute to a dirty and long running campaign to tarnish the reputation of a small and harmless creature. Harley has been deeply hurt by claims that he is 'undogly' and allegations of being a sorry excuse for a pet. It is understandable that his intelligence and his extreme cuteness has become an issue of envy for some members of the public and obviously too much to bear from those who have already made comments. We only ask that these claims, being made so openly on the internet stop immediately along with this baseless and long-running smear campaign against my client so that Harley can continue to live his life in peace and harmony.
In a less legally sound/diplomatic manner:
(If we really wanted to be frank about the standard of our pets....come on...Harley should be least likely to receive crap behind lazy and spastic....or whatever their real names are). So now that this is behind us let's keep enjoying those comments that are actually relevant to Alex's travels.
I hate u! (but not really) Lil.allen musta been cool. I wanna see her one day. It sounds like things are starting to pick up on the travelling side of things, which is tres interessant! And if you can't find a job, look, I have always found that pimping myself out is a sufficient way to get by. I mean, there is a reason why it's the oldest proffession. and yeah, marcy's dog can do tricks i've seen no other dog do...it's just a bit...undogly! Anyway, I'm meant to be studying, so off I go. Toodles! Reply to my email biotch!
Just a crazy thought I had Hi Al, Muffin looks like a friendly dog. Couldn't help noticing that if you close both eyes and squint it also looks a whole lot like Marcy's dog (not going to try to spell his name it would only end in embarrassment). Just wondering what the chances are of you putting young Muffy in a box and sending it back to aus. I think with a little touching up by Trent (that's what vets do right?) we could replace Marcy's ridiculous excuse for a pet and he wouldn't even notice the difference.
Finally saying something Yes, I have actually been reading your emails and blog...and I am formulating my own email to reply. I have noticed several snide comments about me, but I feel am mature enough to ignore them, lol.
Ahh well, have a good time, speak to you soon
You lucky SoB!!! Hey Al, it's Anthony here, nice to read up on your adventures so far...I love Edinburgh, you are so lucky, I hope you enjoy it and I miss ya heaps...I was at uni on Monday and I had to say hello to so many people! Where's Al when you need him to participate in some faux-conversation so that I can ignore everyone without feeling like an asshole??? I'll email soon, I'm just about to take a tute now as my students slowly dribble in...
Why the change in plans? Heya... why have you decided on Edinburgh now? Not that its not apparently a great city i just wondered why you changed? I know mums been stressing out like crazy that you wont find a job in cambridge... is that it?! Just remember shes mad so you cant trust everything she says.. Talk soon
Lise
hola! Well since I can't let Daniel beat me to posting a message, here goes... Good to hear that airlines haven't managed to make their passenger/baggage cotravel device mechanisms work, damned airline mafia barons! I say we stage a boycot of all airtravel starting today, if you tell every person you meet in your travels, and they tell every person they meet and so on... we could bring the world aviation industry to its knees in no time! of course then you'd have to walk back home to australia. mmm... well I leave the fate of international air travel in your hands for now. Hope all is well
Cheers
Aaron
First comment I'm finally here on the site and anticipating more descriptive comments than what we get from Trent whenever he does anything...wait does this get displayed online? I guess i'll find out with this mild insult so that i learn for the future. Anyways i hope you're settling in well and that you're flight there went smoothly. Goodbye for now.
Patrice
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Put it to use
Dear Sir/Madam It has been brought to my attention that the superquick dry towel given to you by my client (Miss McLellan) has yet to receive mention within your online report of events. My client (Miss McLellan) will be taking action should this trend continue. She is left bitter and twisted that her gift to you has been put to little or no depicted use. Please rectify the situation or we will be forced to take further action Faithfully Globdollock and Frentargy Associates