NOTE TO THE READER THERE WILL BE SMELLING MYSTAYKES AND GENERALLY CRAP! GRAMMER,,....TOUCH SXXT! Firstly, I would like to point out that Jet Airways are the dogs bollocks! Amazing service, comfortable seats, up to date entertainment technology and crackin food really set me in the right mood for Mumbai. Previous to actually getting on the flight almost didn't! I arrived 5 minutes before the check-in closed and thought I'd have enough time to take a slash but whilst exiting the bog, the tanoy said that my gate was closing! I galloped like a legendary horse with a rocket up its arse to the gate just as they were shutting the door, it was then that I realised.....I had no cash for India. I sprinted back to the cash machine after begging the GATE KEEPERS for some
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