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Published: November 15th 2013
Irrational panic attacks re SARS avian/swine flu : 2 (WHY are they wearing masks indoors? do I need a mask?
Successful navigation of local water taxi paying 1/3 cost of tourist boat: 3
Bunking of local water taxi fare: 2 (can't help it)
Rational panic attacks caused by boarding overloaded local water taxi powered by lawn mower engine cruising speed 600mph: 1
Near death experiences : 5 - 4x water taxi (embarkation /disembarkation, narrowly avoided head on collision and capsize) 1 x crossing road
Disrespecting monk incidents: 1 (accidental)
Monks disrespecting me incidents: several (an orange frock should not exempt one from basic manners)
Minutes spent dry after shower prior to saturation via perspiration: 1/2
Meals since Monday: 3 (pad Thai, fresh fruit, shrimp soup)
Total cost of meals since Monday : £1.20
Vomits since Tuesday morning: 0 (good)
Visits to lavatory since Tuesday morning : 0 (bad)
Minutes with lithium girl: 90 (fair. But the day is not yet over)
No of lithium's facial piercings: 10
No of life threatening conditions experienced by lithium: at least 3
No of questions asked by lithium about me: 0
Mosquito bites: 17
Time wasted in Chinatown (reminiscent of Romford market) : 40
Unidentifiable food items on sale of non-vegetable origin: countless
Hours spent wondering how anyone makes any money when they all sell the same thing and it only costs 20p anyway: all waking
Hours spent concentrating on assuming air of disaffected nonchalance when in fact terrified/lost: all waking
Stairs to room: 48
New BFFs: 1 (lithium)
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Bob Carlsen
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