Day 1

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I would first like to pologise for any misplkelling of any word and stuff I say cos most of the time when wrtigint this i'll be very drubk (mum dont worry - lairy will look after me for 3 wks, u know the bloke u dont trust at all, he is safeee!!)

Managed to wangle some extra legroom by flirting with th e lounge room slaf, she clearly wasnt 36 but I made her think she was. 160 pound seat - FOR NOTHING! After being informed by my compadre' he didnt know how to use a 24 hour watch, we landed on schedule. After getting lost in their airport for an hour, we finally found our luggage sitting at the egde of the converbelt (spelt wrong). We jumped in a non seat belt taxi for the3 hotel. After being informed that Bangkok city centre would be trouble free we came up against our first problem, 8 inches of water on the road to our hotel.

Any who...watched united get thumped by city (very depressing but glad im not in England for that!) we decided to go to an open room top lounge where some guy played some tunes on his geetar. After a few bottles we decided we deserved a very well earned massage for doing nothing. Lairy squeeled when the bloke touched his feet so only went for 30 mins, I decided was man enough to go the full hour with some thai boxing crazy lady who enjoyed inflicting pain on anyone with a smile.. Off home now, been up for over 27 hours...bottle of water then bed. Tomo, tuc tuc (not the biscuit) around bangkok, seeing all the sights, a well earned couple of drinks (7 bottles of singha, 3 leo, 3 buckets) then a stroll to the evening 'thai lady boy fashion show' entertainment some bloke on the street was promoting, he is very persuasive....if I had it my way I would be in bed with a walm milk.\Caio

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