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May 2nd 2007
Published: May 2nd 2007
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After Darrens illness we decided that we needed to catch up with what Chaing Mai had to offer, and so planned an action packed day for Sunday. It started with an hour long elephant show, where elephants, who looked surprisingly healthy and well looked after, painted pictures, had a bit of a boogie, did hand stands and anything amusing that would find funny seeing an elephant do. They taught Alex how to kick a ball and Darren to dance. The painting was no Picasso, and took a mind numbing half an hour to complete!

Next on the agenda was an elephant ride. After the intial shock of being 15ft in the air on top of a hairy beast, we soon took it in our stride. The 'driver' we had was the best of the lot, the only one who didnt have a spiked stick to use as a steering wheel. He marched us to the front and led the way, which kept us away from everyone else. After marching through the Mae Ping river, we went up a trail into the jungles of Chiang Mai.

The bamboo rafting came next, and we passed what was apparently the set for the new Rambo movie! We got wet, and after seeing what the elephants did in the river, we werent too pleased. We rode Ox next. They had big horns. It wasnt really that exhilarating.

After lunch we hopped back on the bus to go see the most depressing monkey centre there is. Each monkey was chained up to a tree, they all looked a bit rabid, apart from a little cute one who was constantly sucking on its thingy. The monkeys were then forced to perform for us, riding bikes, lifting weights etc... We dont know what we were expecting but it certainly wasn't what we thought. The last stop was the Orchid farm. There were lots of flowers.

Yesterday we left Chiang Mai to fly back to Bangkok, again loyal Meng was on hand at 6 in the morning to drive us to the airport. When we got to Bangkok, we were a lot more wise to the alterior motives of most people! We didnt do much, but we went to see the IMMENSE reclining gold Buddah at Wat Pho (see photo). On the way back, we had a drugged up tuk tuk driver, who was a little bit crazy and believed the way around the traffic was to drive on the other side of the road. However he provided 15mins of quality entertainment! Last night we returned to the backpackers central Kao San Rd, and sat listening to an acoustic set in a rooftop bar. Twas a good night.

Leaving for the airport now, Darrens starting to feel hungover. Alex is annoyed cos he's doing all the typing. Darren cant type quick. Excuses.

Signing off from Thailand, India here we come!


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3rd May 2007

are you there!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the pictures that you have just added look great good to see you have perked up. hope the flight was okay. Everyone from Henderson send's love to you both. xxx
5th May 2007

off to turkey
Hi darren, glad to hear you are over your illness, which must have been awful,take it easy now. We are off to Turkey on monday, but we will still be able to read your travel blogs which I find very amusing. Enjoy India, and we will see you in July. Take care xx P.S. Loved your e-mail to gem.
5th May 2007

WoOP !Dudes Sounds LikeUr Livin It Up! Have Fun (K)
8th May 2007

hello lads, glad to hear you are both still alive and well, lots of love from not so sunny sheffield xxx
9th May 2007

booo dont come back heee heeee
only messinn love ya reely baldys
10th May 2007

heya!! av been ded bored this week but its flew by any way mr tinkler the technology teacher died on sunday ov a heart attack.. :( so we get thu afternoon off for his funeral on tuesday (mams payin 4 me hair cut shi dusnt no it yet tho lmao) well i hope your havin such a gud time as i am.. lukin out the window on to a wet street yay** cant wait to see what tomorrow brings ! Love Jadeeeee p.s cheynee sed hi
10th May 2007

right as my 'offensive' message wasnt added i expect an email in response to this email!! good to see you peeps are having good time and not fat yet by the pictures unlike me, some good stories to tell david yes nicholson who is back got beat up the other night by cycle. amazing. and some other shit but that can wait. so hows the beer quality, the wo-MAN quality? any conquests? you got enough money left? and darren open your eyes on some of the photos man honestly there like pictures of a blind drunk. and try and find a liger they will have some in india, their the crossbreads of lions and tigers and at 6 months are about the size of a bus well near abouts. oooooo and fucking get in we got the titles haha twats. anyway see you later next month or wheneva it is keep enjoyin drink and sights and such laterssssss mark
10th May 2007

Good to see that your over your illness, photos look great, hope your flights to India were ok and you's are both still having a good time. Take care and watch out for the mossies over there they are nasty little buggers xxx

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