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Published: June 25th 2017
WANT TO LOOSE WEIGHT?
1. Don't join weight Watchers, where you have to count calories and go for those embarrassing weekly weigh ins, only to find that you have been gaining weight, instead of loosing any. Then you have to listen to some smiling Skinny Minnie telling you to count your calories, and try harder this week, cause "We know you can do it!"
2. Don't join Herbal Magic, where you spend thousands of dollars on herbal supplements and prepared meals that you will never cook for yourself once you are off the program and begin gaining your weight back.
3. Don't join a health club. Who in their right mind wants to spend hundreds of dollars on a membership, buy expensive running gear, run for miles and get all smelly, just to find out that you burned a whopping two hundred and fifty calories?
4. Join the Delhi Belly Weight Reduction Program. Yes, you heard me correctly. Join the Delhi Belly Weight Reduction Program. Delhi Belly not only guarantees that you will loose weight quickly, but as an added bonus, you will never want to eat again. There will be no need to count calories, do exercise, or go for expensive and painful operations to staple your stomach to reduce your appetite, when Delhi Belly guarantees both weight reduction and loss of appetite. As an added bonus, you get to travel in the mystical land of India.
Hi ho, Hi ho, to India we go. Hi ho, Hi ho, Hi ho, Hi ho, to India we go!
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Pauli Valles
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Hi guys,I thought the meds you took before you left were good for three months. I'm sorry you aren't feeling well. We know what it's like. We got the Mexican two step over the holidays in Puerto Vallarta.