Monkey

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Just a quick update, I saw my first wild monkeys of the trip. Brilliant, monkeys are great, one girl even got a photo of a monkey having a sly wank. But then, I was tricked by the monkeys, who sat and posed for photos, while one of their mates walked up the tree, got in position, and pissed on my head. Little bastards.

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Comments

[Martin]

wicked NASA monkeys!
Hey man, glad to see you're having a good time. I so wish I could've been there and laugh my ass off. Keep in touch and we'll see you later...

[Sav]

Ian most of your stories involve monkey's wanking
It's true Ian. That's two monkey wanking stories you've got. *One* is enough to fill an average persons lifetime - i mean, if i lived to 250, then i might expect to have a few of them. As of yet i have none of my own. One day I will travel the world and have my own monkey wanking story to tell.....

[ngaire]

monkey piss
I am off to Penang in a months time so am browzing through the blogs....only to come across the best monkey story ever! Once my brothers horse freaked out at a mass pile of cow shit and stopped mid canter, he went straight over her head and into the pile of shit. That was pretty funny.