Soon to be Famous Quotes


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May 23rd 2010
Published: May 23rd 2010
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Memorable quotes from my trip:

"The reason there is no crime in China is because they execute most people who commit a felony. Then they charge your family for the execution. Then they sell your organs."-Avery

"You can tell we've been on the plane for a while because I have to shave again."-Dr. Z during 14 hour plane ride

"Fuck! Its in Celsius."-David when he was uncomfortably hot at the swan hotel, looking at the thermostat

"D's get degrees"-Avery

"Is it like twister?"-my group partner Wang Donghai when i was trying to explain wrestling.

"Eating cows in India would be like us eating Jesus. Oh wait... we do that."-Avery

"Where's the 'sweet tea' leaves?"-NCSU engineering student when at a tea house with tons of tea bushes

"I like two men and a half"-Chinese teacher explaining her favorite american TV shows

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31st May 2010

funny quotes
These are hilarious! Well, not the first one.

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