In the spring of 2010, I set out (visiting Sicilia and Malta) to visit the rest of Italy, then cross Slovenia and the Balkan countries.
| Date | Blog Title | Location |
| February 26th 2010 | Part 1: The chromatic bird-man of Messina | Europe » Italy » Sicily » Messina |
| February 28th 2010 | Part 2: Falling in love, sushi and racing horses through the streets of Palermo | Europe » Italy » Sicily » Palermo |
| March 4th 2010 | Part 3: Hitchhiking Gozo with growling buses, smashed birdcages and Maltese Punks | Europe » Malta » Malta » La Valletta |
| March 7th 2010 | Part 4: Protests, birthdays and the re-election of Mussolini in Napoli | Europe » Italy » Campania » Naples |
| March 8th 2010 | Part 5: Reconstructing Jesus with midgets and bums in Foggia and Cerignola | Europe » Italy » Apulia » Cerignola |
| March 10th 2010 | Part 6: Getting played by road pirates, and meeting my cousin Remo from San Ginesio | Europe » Italy » Marche » Fermo |
| March 12th 2010 | Part 7: Dancing through the snowstorm of the century in San Marino | Europe » San Marino » San Marino |
| March 14th 2010 | Part 8: Communist protests, prostitutes and a birthday party in Modena | Europe » Italy » Emilia-Romagna » Modena |
| March 14th 2010 | Part 9: The Milanese trainhopping bum in a $2,000 Armani suit | Europe » Italy » Lombardy » Milan |
| March 16th 2010 | Part 10: YOU MUST GO TO VENICE | Europe » Italy » Veneto » Venice |
| March 20th 2010 | Part 11: Sweet bleeding dragons, and brightly painted plungers in Western Slovenja | Europe » Slovenia » Upper Carniola » Ljubljana |
| March 23rd 2010 | Part 12: Poison & Sauerkraut in the Alps; Lamborghinis and sore knees from getting too much action | Europe » Austria » Styria » Leibnitz |
| March 30th 2010 | Part 13: Tattooed badasses in wheelchairs vs the greatest musicians in Croatia | Europe » Croatia » Central Croatia » Zagreb |
| April 1st 2010 | Part 14: A massacre of my dreams and grandmothers in The Republika Srpska | Europe » Bosnia & Herzegovina » North » Banja Luka |
| April 6th 2010 | Part 15: Sarajevo: Trapped in a parking garage with Brad, Angelina & The Turkish Prime Minister | Europe » Bosnia & Herzegovina » East » Sarajevo |
| April 9th 2010 | Part 16: Getting Caned by an old man and briefly becoming a Muslim in Pljevlja, Montenegro | Europe » Montenegro » Pljevlja |
| April 10th 2010 | Part 17: A night at Ostrog Monastery | Europe » Montenegro » Niksic |
| April 14th 2010 | Part 18: Crashing a wedding with a band of gypsies in Podgorica | Europe » Montenegro » Podgorica |
| April 21st 2010 | Part 19: Trapped in Tirana | Europe » Albania » West » Tirana |
| April 28th 2010 | Part 20: Burning Tires, Serbian Rakija, and Nazi Pizza in Kosovo | Europe » Kosovo » Centre » Prishtina |
| April 30th 2010 | Part 21: Macedonia, the only place to go | Europe » Macedonia » Skopje |
| May 2nd 2010 | Part 22, The Final Chapter -- Kobenhavn: Free Beer, Pig Men, and Butter Cookies in the Pearl of Denmark | Europe » Denmark » Region Hovedstaden » Copenhagen |
| May 26th 2010 | Fourth Life: A Congressional Campaign Manager, Living in Baja Mexico | North America » Mexico » Baja California » Tijuana |
