Blogs from Xiamen, Fujian, China, Asia
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Dopo oltre un mese di viaggio, tra tavolette riscaldate, coperte elettrificate e finestrini congelati, mi dirigo finalmente verso il Sud della Cina, dove le giornate si allungano e la colonnina di mercurio e' libera di schizzare gioiosamente verso l'alto. Unica tappa intermedia tra me ed i tropici e' la teoricamente imperdibile citta' di Shanghai, se non fosse altro per la sua breve ma ricchissima storia e l'importanza che ha rivestito nel corso di tutto il secolo appena trascorso. Seppur situata a meta' strada tra il Nord ed il Sud della Cina, il suo clima continua a rivelarsi decisamente gelido, con temperature costantemente attorno allo zero e fiocchi di neve che arrivano fin qui dalle piu' fredde campagne circostanti, gia' imbiancate da una spessa coltre bianca. La metropoli e' senza dubbio interessante, attraversata da fiume HuangPu che ... read more
8 wonderen om mee te maken in China
Published: December 19th 2012Asia » China » Fujian » Xiamen » GulangyuWil je ook weleens wat groter en ruiger dan de Berlijnse Muur? Heeft het Boeddhisme 'iets' dat je wel aantrekkelijk vindt? En vragen je smaakpapillen meer dan Babi Pangang en Foe Jong Hai? Dan biedt China zeker een fantastische reiservaring voor je. Maar dat wil nog niet zeggen dat je alles ook leuk vindt. China heeft als land zijn eigen manier om dingen te doen - en haar mensen ook. Het kan zijn dat jij het stuitend vindt als een Chinese man in de trein op het tapijt rochelt. Of onsmakelijk als de bediening een bord met gekookte lever of botten en vet voor je neus zet. En misschien vind je het onbeschoft als volwassen mensen keer op keer blijven voordringen. Al die ervaringen maken je bewust van je eigen voorkeuren en standaarden. Als je erin ... read more
When i get back from Xiamen Jasmine fills me in on the gossip that i've missed and the best news of all - Chef has finally walked out! Yes! He has been replaced bya grim faced Chinese woman who stands and stares with her mouth in a line – then starts shouting at me incomprehensively. There is nothing as scary or indeed as loud as the sound of a Chinese woman shouting at you. Old timers know the drill already – they are seated before the gong has gone to get their share of rice and meat/veg that is put on sharing platters in the middle of the table. By the time I get there there is nothing left. Alison gives me some of her rice and I find some meat and veg eventually but nothing ... read more
Finally I get to experience the last of the Rising Dragon school Malevolent Myths and Looming legends. Shaolin Stretching. For the last two weeks all I have heard about is pupils who have been screaming and reduced to tears by this medieval form of muscle torture. There is a lot of stretching involved in Shaolin anway – every day after each run we push ourselves intoo the splits and box splits, opening our thighs, trying to bend our torsos onto our knees. "Does it hurt – are you ok" asks Ferdinand after he's pushed my resistant hips towards the ground in the box splits for this morning's warm up. "I don't really know what o.k is any more I say - everything always hurts and i'm constantly in pain but it didn't feel like you did ... read more
Xiamen, skin nibbling fish and wooden penises.
Published: October 19th 2012Asia » China » Fujian » Xiamen » JimeiWe arrive into Xiamen at about 10 at night. A man on the bus recognises Emily from Scott's bar (she has been working behind it for some of the summer) so we ask if he can recommend any hotes and he calls around for us and finds us a place where we can share rooms for around 100 yuan a night. We get a cab with him which takes us to the university district. We hang around outside and the man calls the hotel on his phone. We stand on a street corner and debate whether or not to buy some fruit. Eventually a surly looking women with a child on her shoulders comes to find us and lead us back to the “hotel.” The entrance is down a dirty alley way (there isn't another kind ... read more
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I am just beginning to think I can survive the school – even feeling a little wistful that I can't extend my little sojourn here to two months when Wong decides to end the week with the regime from hell. It all begins on Thursday afternoon session. Most of the boys have gone into town with Wong for lunch . Somehow for the three remaining (including me) we get to go for a run even though the others come back late. We all run to the bridge and back – as I pass Felix – he gestures 3 to me. I assume he means do the bridge three times so diligently do it wondering where he and Sergei have got to only to get back ad realise he meant the class won't start till 3pm. Oh ... read more
Chef, salad abominations and silent thunder
Published: October 22nd 2012Asia » China » Fujian » XiamenMonday comes bright and early and Chef's porridge is beginning to seem a bit like part of a chinese torture endurance test. Its complemented by the fact I am finally reading 1984 for the first time. Somehow the prison esque food the boot camp regime, the hierarchy of the school along with the sheer fear and dread i greet each day with have all run into one and the book seeps into my daily concsiousness for life at the school. Feix and Camille have rejected the porridge since day 2 and come to breakfast with apples and chocolate bars "Vive la resistance!" Grins Felix. They have the right idea. This week Scott is taking the morning circuits – out of everyone -the students have already informed me – he is the very worst. This is because ... read more
Today is sparring day. Yes that's right. I get to fight a 21 year old boy....this will be interesting. After morning circuit I walk down to the basket ball court to see the class have already started a weights circuit. Two longtermer girls are back in Shaolin for this week – Alison and Eleanor a large limbed curvacious bonde 6ft Russina. Not exactly kindred spirits but they are both very friendly and supportive of me being there which I am very grateful for. Alison gradually takes all of the weights off a bar until two teeny round ones are left at either end. "Try this" she says patiently –" I want to see some arm extension." Gulp. I am holding a bar with weights at either end and pushing it out away from my body. ALthough ... read more
"Who do you like? "Says Patrice with a dimply smile. "Come on you can tell me, you are a beautiful woman you could have any one here..." Weeell what I haven't told Patrice is that I've narrowed it down to three but to be honest there is no one that I like enough to really want to do anything about. Its a bit like Big Brother here. (There's even a chicken coop with a bloody rooster that goes off at 5am to wake us up for our morning circuit – sometimes his body clock goes wrong and he goes off at 1 am and 4 am as well which is most annoying. Somedays I can think of nothing else except killing him and making a good old fashioned British roast chicken dinner. God I miss sunday ... read more
Kung Fu Panda Kicks ass (well i learn how to do a backward roll...)
Published: October 15th 2012Asia » China » Fujian » XiamenUsually on the weekend all of the students go drinking Taining. Most of them end up in The Arches. The owner of the school -Scott Bird owns the barand set it up at the behest of the local mayor. He charges European prices for drinks, staffs it with long term students and has a dedicated flow of customers from the school at the weekend. He's not stupid – but when I meet him he seems a little on the jaded side. He's short and muscly with a shaven headed diamond earrings and flat cap. For a "laugh" him and his number 2 have bought oxygen masks and go running in the mountains with them on - to create an even tougher workout. (funfunfun...)He started off as a personal trainer and then went into a business with ... read more
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