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Published: October 13th 2006
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The watermelon crew!! From left to right...Google, Frank, Terri-Tearass, Chopper and Stifler.Hey kids! I am having a crack at backdating and trying to keep track of we're i'm up to......so it may seem a little disjointed but here goes,
I think the last time i wrote anything i was still on corfu.....we stayed there 5 nights in total...rained nearly the whole time, although the last day it was clear for the afternoon, so we did as all people in Greece do.....we went to Aqualand.......
My GOD!! the fastest longest slides I have ever been on in my life....in the one black long twisting one that i couldn't actually see in, and was airborne a lot of the time, i nearly pooed my pants .....and on the slide called kamikaze, i thought i was going to cry.... GOOD TIMES!!
That night went to a great bar on the water where we partook in a local specialty of a water melon with most of the flesh scooped out and filled with a litre of vodka....... YA CAN'T GO WRONG WITH THAT!!!
From there we had a 27 HOUR!!! ferry ride to Venice........ a couple of nights there where again i played the "i'm so drunk i can barely stand up,
but i'm still going to ring people" game.........
Venice was quite good, interesting, but only for about 2 hours...great church there, but it was about the 600th i'd seen on tour and was a little over it..... went on a gondala ride...blah blah blah.........
Should also say went to Milan for a few hours on our way to Venice ....also quite interesting....big church......a lot of shops.......and so on and son on and so on......
Also went to Verona, the home of Romeo and Juliet.......theres a statue of Juliet, that they say if you rub the breast it'll bring you luck in love.....yeah right!
From Venice we travelled to Vienna in Austria...... stayed at the .....wait for it......KUNTNER hotel.......shit didn;t that get some laughs..... went out to a traditonal Austrian dinner hall...where the traditional dinner is.....SCHNITZEL!!!...go you good thing....see ACE i'm not missing out......except the tour manager decided to stitch me up and had them make a schnitzel out of cardboard, which i promptly started to eat before declaring it the worst schnitzel i'd ever had in my life......then have everyone told there was one paper schnitzel and I had to stand up for the amusement of
Some of our gondola crew
Frank on the left Gio on the right......half of the house of pain....explanaitions later!! the tour...GOOD TIMES...but really it was very very funny...then cause i was such a good sport i got to dress as a priest and "marry" some kids off the tour...... they also got four of us guys.....made us lay back side ways on chairs in a square so that hour backs lay on the knees of the person behind....then pulled out the chairs so we had to support ourselves.......good in theory...a bastard when you try and get out of it!!!!
From there we went to Prague........
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He He He Your Back Daddy
Just had to be thr first to comment on your return, good to see you got play mates and your not touch the breasts..... very disappointing!!!!! MMMM breasts... Love ya gutz mwah