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Yes you might have already been to Europe. Yes you might have already been to Amsterdam. Yes you might have already seen a live sex show. But were you up on stage at one with a naked stripper sitting on your chest? Didnt think so, more on that later though.
Im pretty rushed here so just some quick notes here.
So after Paris I headed up to Bruges for some of the most amazing beer/chocolate/waffles I have ever had. Started off the day with a quick wander around Bruges. It was actually a holiday so pretty much everything was closed.
Stumbled upon 3 Euro pasta so me and Little Mikka tried some cherry beer with it, SOOOOOOOOO TASTY!! This is a huge tourist town, 9 out of 10 shops here either sell lace, chocolate, beer or random souvenirs.
Did a quick brewery tour and then went to go see the Madonna and Child statue, one of the few works by Michalagelo to have ever left Italy.
According to the tourist map this is where french fries were invented and they do SMOTHER them in mayo. It doesnt taste the same as the mayo back home though.
MMMM FRIES
TASTY AS HELL!!Saw a couple of windmills and then back to the hostel.
Last day here so I had to hit the tourist crap. Saw a piece of cloth that apparently has the blood of Christ on it.
Had to go for a quick chocolate fondue at Bar Choc and it was the most amazing thing I have ever tasted not to mention the 4 Euro hot chocolate!
Up to Amsterdam after that. "Coffee" shops EVERYWHERE! "Smart" shops selling mushrooms.
Had to go check out the red light district and it was INSANE. Cant take pictures of it but its a huge neighborhood with women just standing in the windows in lingerie. There are little side streets that have that too and no matter what kind of prostitute you want you can find it there. There is supposed to be a few midgit prostitutes around somewhere but I havent seen them yet.
What else have I seen here? Anne Frank house, Sex Museum, Prostitution Information Centre, Heineken Experience, Cannabis College, Marijuanna Musuem, did a 4 hour long bike tour yesterday evening.
Well now that you have waited the whole time its time for the sex show
Gotta love windmills
Little Mikka just loves the things! story. Met a bunch of people back at the hostel and they were all going to a sex show so I tagged along. We wandered around looking for the cheapest one we could find and it was about 20 Euro. Walked in and found a nice spot to stand and the show began. There were about 6 different shows that lasted about 10 minutes a piece. 2 actual sex acts, one stripper, then came the strangest thing that has ever happened to me. We were sitting there and there was this stripper up on stage and the song ended. She had one more song to go and was looking to get the crowd more into it. She was trying to get everyone cheering and knowing me I was the loudest one there. She pointed at me and motioned for me to come up on stage. Im only here once, why the heck not? She got me up on stage and took off my shirt, gave me a bit of a lap dance then had me lie down on the stage and she got on top of me. She reached into her little bag of tricks and pulled out a permanent
marker, I am never going to look at those the same again. She sat on top of me and proceeded to write "sexy boy" on my chest and she didnt use her hand to hold the pen. If you dont understand how she did it Im not going to go into the graphic details but it was the strangest thing I have ever seen in my life.
Well that brings us to this morning so Im off to go do some more touristy stuff. Hope everyone is doing good and I would love to hear from you folks to see whats new.
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Sarah Matheson
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I found your blog!
Sara Kinley mentioned that you'd sent us all your blog address before you left, but for some reason I missed that part of the email or SOMETHING, and while cutting an infinite amount of lanyards at the station yesterday, she told me about it and now I'm so pleased to have found updates on the Many Adventures of Glyn and Little Mikka. Your pictures are fantastic, you must be having a hell of a time. Might I inquire as to the purpose of what seems to be a giant penis? The WTF factor in that photo is quite high. Anyway, keep having a great time, and say hi to Little Mikka. -Sarah M.