This Wensday has been brought to you by the word "Will POWER"

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Well, stalkers (I mean friends who want to read about by adventures) Actually it is a tangent time: I kinda feel like I am on a reality TV show right now. I am looking at my posts and I am having like 50-60 views of my posts, it makes me feel really cool. Thanks to all of you for helping my self esteam. I also love all your comments, they make me laugh... Except my mothers- no mom the Internet doesn't have the weather for Peru... HAHAHA LOV YA.


Okay back to my fantastic journeys.

I am in Cuzco right now.... Actually it is really cool, i am in an Internet room at the hostel right above the bar... So I am right now Drinking a HUGE cusquena beer listening to the crazy music coming out the speakers. I think i will do my post backwards cause last night was a GONG SHOW!!!! PS mom please stop reading this cause I dont think you will be that PROUD OF ME!!! For everyone else, this will not be a surprise...

So, this is our second night in Cusco at this crazy little hostel called Loki. It is a total gringo hostel, everyone is white and i feel out of place wearing my hikers, the one hoody that smells like my A$$, and the one of two pairs of pants I have brought (which of course smells worse then my hoody). Everyone else is in little sun dresses, guys are wearing jeans, clean clothes... boy am i jealous. Any way.... We went and had a Peruvian massage from place ironically called Helping Hands. OMG for 15 soles ¿about 5 dollars? I received a beating ¿AKA peruvian Massage?. Jenessa and I went into this room about the size of a bathroom and got almost naked without any privacy and then got beaten¿AKA Peruvian Massage?. So I need you to picture this. 2 white frail NAKED individuals on tables NEXT to each other, with their faces down, thinking that they are going to get a relaxing massage. Well, they start all nice with some baby oil on my back and the next thing I know... The Peruvian lady jumps on the table and puts both knees on either side of the back of my head ¿so she is straddling me? and starts massaging my back.... All that i am thinking is that some bigger PERUVIAN man is going to come in and steal all of our stuff because she has her butt resting on my head and my face is being squished into the little hole. And to make matters worse she is GRUNTING. Tell me how this is HELPING ANYTHING and this is the start of my massage. it goes down hill from there. And to top it off Jenessa starts requesting a Happy Ending.... hahahaha well actually I am projecting, she never requested it, but i know she was thinking it in her head.

ARG I have to leave you jenessa wants to go drinking....

Well I will just give you some highlights of last night and then i will add more tomorrow.

1. Jason wears one of Jenessa s dresses to get free drinks
2. goes to two night clubs chasing after some girl
3. jason wakes up in hostel bed with jenessa screaming open the door before I break it down and slit your throat while you are sleeping....
4. Jason and Jenessa has a hangover that last till 6pm...
5. Jason vows not to drink again
6. Jason is drinking while he writes his blog...

Till tomorrow.

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Photos

Cusquena
OMG this is now the DEVIL

Comments

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Sit on my face Peruvian lady!
Jason did you request a message or a sit down facial? On the bright side your neck and back should last you through out the trip.