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April 9th 2010
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April 9, 2010

Last night I dreamed that I was being chased by a Tyrannosaurus rex. Fortunately I discovered that I had a spray can of T. rex repellent with me. . .think of it as mace for dinosaurs. Unfortunately, the nozzle was clogged and I couldn’t get it to spray evenly into the T. rex’s eye as he kept trying to eat me. So instead of repelling him, I was just making him madder. Seriously. . .don’t ask me where my mind comes up with stuff like this. I gave up a long time ago trying to figure it out. Instead, I’ve decided to embrace my eccentricities.

So I woke up to discover that the weather has taken a nasty turn. The dust storms have returned. The air is thick with dust that stings the eye and makes breathing a little more difficult. Today I have a sore throat and some congestion. I am not sure yet if this is the beginning of a cold or symptoms caused by all the dust in the air. I hope it is the latter. . .the last thing I need right now is to be sick.

Work was busy as usual, filled with meetings, reports, and lab work. Nothing much to report in that regard. However, I did get to tour the manufacturing part of the company and I couldn’t believe how huge all the equipment was. You non-chemists won’t appreciate this part, but for the rest of you. . .they had a whole row of roto-vaps and each one was the size of a mini-van! I know. . .I’m such a science geek.

After work Danbo and I got dropped off at our hotel and we went straight to the hotel restaurant for dinner. And this is when I had truly marvelous, almost magical experience. I had to use the ladies room and I found that I had three options for toilets, (see pictures). Option One - traditional Squat-a-torium. Option Two- standard Western toilet. Option Three - Dream Toilet. I was bold and tried out Option Three. I was shocked to discover that it had a heated seat! And the amazing features didn’t stop there. . .had I chosen to do so, the toilet would have rinsed and blown dry my tush!!!! I kid you not! By the way, the bathroom attendant thought it was a little weird that I was taking pictures of toilets.

Alright. . .for those of you who didn’t already think I was strange, I’m sure today’s blog entry has convinced you that I am, indeed, a very odd girl. So I’m off to bed and who knows what new and fantastical things I will dream of tonight. 😊





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Option OneOption One
Option One

Traditional Squat-a-torium
Option TwoOption Two
Option Two

Standard Western Toilet
Option ThreeOption Three
Option Three

Dream Toilet


9th April 2010

Oooo!
Dream toilet huh? Sounds pretty amazing! Bring one of those back for us to try out!
9th April 2010

Dream Toilet. . .
Seriously. . .this thing was beyond amazing. My butt has never been so happy. . .and I didn't even try the wash/dry feature! I'm adding it to the list of things I want in my dream home, along with a jacuzzi bath tub, a heated swimming pool and a cute pool boy. :)
11th April 2010

you can get your dream toilet here in us.
11th April 2010

Hey Wendy, I've been waiting for your next. I hope you are just too busy working, singing, discovering......but not sick. Take care my friend. -Xiaomei
11th April 2010

Dream Toilet
I'm trying to figure out how I would get it past security at the airport. . .hmmmmm. . .they might think I was a little weird for me to be carrying a toilet with me. . .even if it is a dream toilet. :)
11th April 2010

Sick. . .
I am so sick, Xiaomei. I have a nasty cold. . . .uggggh! But I just posted another entry and some pictures. Don't worry. . .I'm trying to get rest so I can get better. ---Wendy
14th April 2010

Dream Toilet
I am still smiling, this entry sounds so you. Nice to laugh... why didn't you use all the features, it would of been an adventure...lol! - Heidi
14th April 2010

All the Features. . .
I wasn't sure if the water for the 'rinse' cycle would be cold and ruin the pleasant effects of the heated seat. :)

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