Snoree zzzzzz

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Right now, I am unable to sleep. It’s 1:30 am and I have to wake up at 4:45 am to meditate. This has been the 3rd night in a row where I cannot really fall asleep. Why? Because of my dad’s verbose snore that can wake the dead from their slumber. But honestly? I am not mad. I was the first two nights but now I find it quite funny. I am up all night listening to his snore and discovered that he has so many variations to his snore. It’s not constant at all, not a long drone… more like music…really bad music. So I decided to record his snoring in the history books!

- His motorboat Snore: Sounds exactly like a motor boat speeding away!
- Bear- Pig Snore: It sounds like a hybrid of a Bear and Pig. If a bear and pig made love, had a child and it snored, it would sounds like that. (don’t really know how else to explain)
- Darth Vader Snore: Sounds like the dark lord himself! Pretty scary!
- Cartoon Snore: This snore is pretty funny, didn’t know it exists in real life, only seen it in cartoons! Kinda how goofy snores where he’s sucking in his sleeping hat and blowing it out “ Kroooo—Sweeee, Kroooo Sweeee”
- Basic grunt Snore: Pretty basic, a solid grunt before his snores.
- WTF?! Snore: I’m just so bamboozled by this rare snore that it makes me go WTF?!?
- Fat Snake Snore: This is the sound a fat snake would make if it had asthma and breathed through its mouth. “HOOOOOOO” and then followed by a hiss “SSSSS” “Hooo-Sssss, Hoooo-Ssss
- Silent-before-storm Snore: This one always takes me by surprise. At first, his snore dies down and it’s really silent. Then BOOM! It’s like a thunderous snore “KOOOOOHHHH- OHHHH!!!!!” wakes me up IMMEDIATELY.
- The Confuse Snore: My personal favorite here. This is his loudest snore. It’s so so loud! It’s so damn loud that he suddenly wakes himself up with his own snore and kinda chokes on the snore, then looks around in daze and total confusion, THEN immediately falls back to sleep…huh?!?


Hahaha, I’m not making any of this up because I am writing this as he’s snoring right now. Hahaha. What’s even funnier is that yesterday, he says to me” You know, when you sleep, you talk to yourself! Like you are talking to your friends!” Then I was like…what??? I didn’t even sleep, how could I be sleep talking? Then I realized he was confused… Yesterday, I was yelling “Yo! Ahhh! SHHH! Lalalala! Argggghh!!” to try and wake him up so that he would stop snoring but he thought I was talking to my friends. He must’ve thought I was annoying, how ironic! Hahha. I’m a pretty bad snorer too so I shouldn’t be laughing at him too hard…

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day 4
This was written day 4 of meditation

Comments

[Maggie]

i LOL
hahahahahahahaha this is FANTASTIC!!! papa cheung definitely does the Confuse Snore as well haha actually... you do it too when u've had a few drinks =p

[rachel]

haha i would like to hear the variations

[Nina]

your dad
I miss Daddy Chang!!! I also miss his sneezes. AWESOME.

[Mama jenny]

No problem at all.
I slept with him for over 30 years, I couldn't sleep without his music snore.

[lostbuddha]

hahaha
yep! I highly respect you for that!

[jen]

vic! i finally discovered your website and am reading through all your entries. i miss you so much, reading these makes me feel like i am there with you. keep it up i love it! i am now lol'ing in my room from this entry hahahaha

[ash]

omg! vic! i finally found your blog and i love it! this entry is definitely my favorite because almost everyone in my fam snores except for me, okay, i snore when i've been drinking. =p this blog makes me miss you so much! i hope to see/hang out with you soon!