Important Notice

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We’ve been contacted by the Department of Gnomeland Security regarding the suspicious activities of one, Homey bin Gnomey. We disavowed any knowledge of such a personage, but then we discovered that we had unwittingly been transporting Gnomages across state lines. Somebody set us up and we’re in no little amount of trouble. If the DGS finds out about our aiding and abetting fugitive Gnomes we could end up between a Gnome and a hard place. We would appreciate any information you can provide on the masterminds behind this Gnomestic conspiracy. DGS believes there is a Gnome Cell in our midst and no one is safe from their prankish plots. You may be the next one Gnomed. Please help.

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The Fast and the Gnome
Do you know this Gnome?

Comments

[Lindsey]

gnomes are pure evil. and that is all lee and i will say about that....

[dave]

With the bad gnome puns?
Please, gnome mas!

[Lori]

ewwwwww!
Creepy--very creepy.

[Silver Chin]

Gnome Alone
I was just found enough time to hook your blog back up so I am catching up. One quick question to clarify matters. Why did you buy a Gnome? Do you miss having a third wheel or is this a desperate cry for help? If indeed it is a cry, believe me I am listening. You have my number. Remember back home you already have a stuffed dinosaur and a real live cat, quit purchasing fantasy pets. You are not in Germany you are in Washington state, if having a weird "friend" is a must get something like a totem pole. If you disagree with anything I have written go ask Mr Moose on the dashboard, he never disagreed with me. Hopefully this is just an a(g)nomaly. This is not gnormal. Maybe when you stop heading gnorth and turn south things will get better. I am gnot out of these type statements but I will quit. Keep the entries coming, now that I am back on the other side of the screen I need my favorite distraction. Talk to you later mammals.