Invercargill - arsehole of NZ


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August 26th 2006
Published: January 11th 2007
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Te Anau to Invercargill

via Bluff

Me at the BluffMe at the BluffMe at the Bluff

A photo almost identical to millions of other tourists'....
Saturday 26th August 2006
I was due to try to go to Milford Sounds again, but the road was still closed due to the avalanche and there was a good chance to road out Te Anau could go the same way. So I decided I would miss out Milford this time and not risk getting stuck at Te Anau.

So the Stray bus took us south towards Invercargill. But first to Bluff - the most southern town in New Zealand. It is famous for it's Oysters and has a seafood festival once a year that must just about keep the place in business, as right now it looks very dead. We go for a walk (I run most of it) through bush and along the coast. I remember feeling that I had done enough of Strays now and I was looking forward to getting back to Christchurch. I think I was tired and my friends from Strays had got off the bus over the last few days. There weren't many people on the bus at this stage and they were pretty young and quiet and I was too tired to try and make friends again, with only a few days
They call him Ol' Henry...They call him Ol' Henry...They call him Ol' Henry...

And he is over 120 years old...
till I get off the bus.

We drive back up to Invercargill. What a a shit hole! It is known as the 'arsehole' of New Zealand (or even the universe) and for good reason! I walked down the main street of town and up and down the road there was no one! On a Saturday afternoon! It was like something out of '28 Days Later', but for all the boy racers, ragging up and down the street in pimped up Japanese cars. Think Invercargill could claim to have more Subaru Imprezas and Mitsubishi Evolutions per population than anywhere else in the world. Due to cheap Japanese imports, no need for insurance and a long straight 'drag strip' through town, it really is Boy Racer capital of the world.

I was planning on gong to Stewart Island from Invercargill but due to bad weather and time constraints I missed out on that too. So I had to spend a day and night in the arsehole... Oh what fun...

I walked down the road to another claim to fame for the town - the most southern McDonalds in the world. I tried a cheeseburger. Yep as crappy as any
Evil PossumEvil PossumEvil Possum

I've already explained how hated the possum is in NZ. Many believe that to do your duty to NZ's plants and native wildlife you should kill as many possums as you can - swerving to hit them when driving. Anyway, this drawing made me laugh as they have made it look so evil with it's teeth and claws.
other part of the world. From there I walked to the museum to look at Tuatara (old lizards)... Henry was born around 1880 - over 120 years old! He didn't move a millimeter the whole time I was there. I thought he was dead or plastic. But apparently they breath once an hour when cold! And when the fight each other, they have a burst of aggression for 3 seconds and then take 15 minutes to recover before a second bout. Think if I was in a fight I would have given up and forgotten about it by then...


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Where we stayed in InvercargillWhere we stayed in Invercargill
Where we stayed in Invercargill

Pretty nice place (the hostel, not Invercargill!)
Unmarked police carUnmarked police car
Unmarked police car

Even the unmakred police cars are boy racer looking - to blend into Invercargill's traffic. Think he pulled this guy over because his exhaust was too small - all cars MUST have a big exahust in Invercargill - it's the law!
All cars $7990All cars $7990
All cars $7990

Found this strange - ALL the cars were $7990 at this place, not $7999 and under...
Empty streetsEmpty streets
Empty streets

Saturday, about 1.30pm - on the main street of Invercargill!!!


15th January 2007

Me at the Bluff
Your looking a bit skinny!!!
15th October 2008

Haha bold call
haha love how you put the caption for the photo, im from invercargill, and you pretty much got everything right
26th February 2009

Supporting Author
Well........they always say that the TRUTH hurts, and in this case I have to support 100% the ''educated'' conclusions of this author. The older generation were FANTASTIC people, generous to a fault, friendly (the girls more soooo) However when the older generation passed away, it was replaced by a younger, lazy, DUMB breed of ""arse-holes'' who swear that "one plus one" is one !!!.....he, he, he!!
11th August 2009

agreed
You forgot to mention that the population of Invercargil are arrogant , and don't like outsiders. If you go into a shop you are given the impression that you are a nuisance for trying to buy stuff of them and give them money.
17th September 2009

odd, I've always found it really quite a nice city. You can do a lot worse than Invercargill....try Hastings, Hamilton, or Palmerston North!

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