Porridge Girl March 10th 2010 Hello ladies and fellow penis owners (F.P.O's)
Quite alot has happened since I've been on last, I DID get really I'll as some of you are already aware and I probably DID deserve that too. I wont go into too much detail but put it this way, ''I Elliott Mills will never eat chicken again until I get back to the UK''. I reinvented shitpissing. For 4 days.
That is all I have to say about that ... read more
Asia » India » Goa » Palolem The Indus Valley civilization, one of the oldest in the world, dates back at least 5,000 years. Aryan tribes from the northwest invaded about 1500 B.C.; their merger with the earlier Dravidian inhabitants created the classical Indian culture. Arab in... ... read more
Elliott Mills was born in a barn somewhere in deepest Somerset in sometime the late 1980's. Despite his disadvantaged start to life he has successfully blossomed over the years from a complete mong into a well accepted member of the idiot community.
Since being expelled from Somerset for successfully reading a pop-up picture version of the popular political novel 'See Spot Run' in the mid 1990's he has since gone on to read several comics, recipes and road signs. In his work life Elliott has managed to obtain various positions in leading financial institutions which culminated in the Finan... full info