Exploding Rats, The Amphibeous Assault by Gay Americans, "Blow," and Other Obeservations from Room Number 5 May 27th 2006 1 Mark's attempt to speak in Spanish:
Hostel Owner: "What was your name again."
Mark: "Room number 5."
A. What I meant to say: Would you please take a photograph of me and my girlfriend.
What I actually said: "Is possible to you to be a photographer for my girlfriend and I am."
B. What I meant to say: Excuse me but there is no toilet paper in the men's room and, I know this is crazy but ... read more
South America » Argentina » Neuquén » San Martín de Los Andes Following independence from Spain in 1816, Argentina experienced periods of internal political conflict between conservatives and liberals and between civilian and military factions. After World War II, a long period of Peronist authoritarian rule an... ... read more
Abbey
Height: 5'4"
Hair: Blonde
Smile: Big and beautiful
Hometown: Algona, Iowa
Current Home: Buenos Aires
Former Profession: Nuclear Medicine Technologist
Current Profession: English Teacher
Future Profession: Full Time Vigilante Crime Fighter
Loves: The Ocean, Camping apparel, Spanish Linquistics, Red Wine, Saladix, Foot Rubs
Hates: Senseless evil, Nazis, Flan
Endearing Qualities: When she gets sad her bottom lip can quadruple in size
Favorite Flightless Bird: Penguins
Misses: Dolphins, In-N-Out Burgers, Empty spaces that can only be found in the mid-west, Her Family
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