Toilets and Beer
October 4th 2008 “Dear Diary”
Quotes of the Day in Order of Sweetness
1. “Stand still! Do you know how hard it is to lick your ass on one foot while trying to put on a shoe?”
2. “I’ll be on the toilet drinking a beer.” (30 minutes later, Tara opens the the bathroom door) “And watching Scrubs on your ipod.”
3. “Your tit’s leaking.”
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