Sound of Silence
At one point during our cruise we had to all go out on the deck - all 200 of us or so - and be deathly quiet to hear the 'sound of silence'. Anyway - we'd had a couple of glasses of red wine at the bar, and got the giggles while everyone else looked on reproachfully. Basically all you could hear was some birds singing and our sniggers. If anyone who was on our boat is reading this,then we apologise if we wasted the moment. Ish.