Polynesian Spa

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The best thing to do is ask Irene about the delightful Polynesian Spa she visited and watch the look of disgust and slightly green tinge that comes across her face! As "relaxing evenings" go, this definitely wasn't.

First of all do not underestimate the smell of sulphur i.e. rotten eggs that comes off the thermal baths and therefore fills the whole spa area. It is hard to convince yourself that immersing your whole body in foul smelling water is the best thing for it. That aside it is also hard to jump into tiny pools filled with Asian tourists who are watching all your movements with great interest, the piece de resistance was the changing rooms full of ladies of all ages, sizes and varying degrees of nakedness, but who all felt the need to wash all parts of themselves quite vigorously and very openly.

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