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Published: November 3rd 2007
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I've expanded my vobaulary quite a bit these past 2 months. Not to mention picking up some strange accents. Proudly, mine was deemed - indetectable - until I bust out about coffee, or talking, or walking...or my declination of my favorite 4-letter word...
1) draft
previously: visions of drunk frat boys dance in my head
currently: any animal used as muscle, to move goods or till land
2) skirt
previously: article used to capitalize on female powers
currently: to pound out any large, dirty debris from a fleece after it’s shorn
3) quarters
previously: small coins useful for parking and payphones
currently: division of udder
4) flemming
previously: last name of friend
currently: the upward folding of a goat’s lips when it senses another goat in heat
5) vent
previously: to complain about life’s layers of shit
currently: the porthole for eggs, and shit, on a layer hen
6) tanning
previously: what Jersey girls do inbetween nail appointments
currently: what resourceful people do with hides inbetween scratching out a living
7) scythe
previously: spelling bee word
currently: useful tool in cutting thatch, dry grass, to be woven into shelter
8) dehydrate
previously: what
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1) draft: our water buffalo may not be so good at that - but man can she haul a plow - and give us the milky goodness that is turned into mozzerella cheese. authentic "buffalo" cheese. happens when not drinking enough water even during the winter
currently: what happens here to take away water so that we can eat veggies all during the winter and prep seeds for next crop
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