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April 21st 2005
Published: April 21st 2005
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Me deep in thoughtMe deep in thoughtMe deep in thought

That beanie is a worry!
I forgot to tell ya all my funny story!!
Right was coming home on the train the other day from Manc right! Anyway this young absurdly drunk lady and the old absurdly drunk man that was with her, decided to get on the train....Anyway she starts hassling this white lady(I have to use colour in this instance because its the whole point of the story)....So this Indian Guy gets up and says hey leave her alone.....!!! She starts pushing him and stuff and then this white guy gets up and starts defending the Indian Guy.....Next thing you know....the drunk white lady...Starts accussing them all of being racist!!....Welll they just all ended up on the floor rolling with laughter as did the rest of the people on the train.....It was a bit like right!! She's weird!!!....But it doesn't stop there!! The train is stopped at the next station and one of the conductors ask both her and her friend to get of!!.....She refuses, so along comes about 3 other male conductors....So she starts yelling not only are every single one of you racist, but you men your all racist against woman! For 15mins she refuses to get of the train......She wanted the
Don't worry.....Don't worry.....Don't worry.....

......I have no idea either
police! She wanted the police??? Come on! Anyways she gets of, but we still couldn't leave because she was leaning against the train hurling abuse at everyone....!!!
Oh I got another one to....Its a bit gross though!!
Was with my cousin waiting for a train home from Manc....and I can hear yelling coming from down below in the street...I walk over and was like oh yeah drunken domestics!!....Anyway this drunk woman gets in her car...everyone on the platform is like what the!!! She gets in and rides her clutch for about 10metres....Car suddenly stops, she falls out, gets up and starts chucking everywhere!!! She had a couple of hundred people watching her to!!....But she didn't stop there.....last we saw of her, she was bunny hopping her way under some overpass....Goodness knows how long it took her to get home that night, or if she even made it home!!!
I tell ya there are some right nutters over here!!
I got plenty more where those came from!! But I'll save em for later!!!!
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Chow!!!!!


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Uncle Steve....Uncle Steve....
Uncle Steve....

.....Cooking the BBQ
The Twilight Zone....The Twilight Zone....
The Twilight Zone....

....Uncle Steve wondering what he'd done, to have the fingers of God come down upon him:-P
Little Mitch...Little Mitch...
Little Mitch...

...Deans son
Manchester AirportManchester Airport
Manchester Airport

We went plane watching
BMI....BMI....
BMI....

......taking off!
Lufthansa.....Lufthansa.....
Lufthansa.....

....obviously!!! I flew these guys from NYC to Manc...useless I say..
US Airways...US Airways...
US Airways...

.....taking off!!
The Big Virgin Jumbo....The Big Virgin Jumbo....
The Big Virgin Jumbo....

....this plane was cool!!!!!


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