Interrail!!!

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There is literally no good way to start a blog because nobody gives a shit about the first post. Nobody will read it, except for maybe us in 5 months time when we're really drunk and have no trip to Europe to obsess over.



So there are few things that should be outlined before we actually get into writing about the trip.



1. This blog is not going to be about 'shimmering cities' or detailed analysis of cultures. We will not be 'deeply immersing ourselves within a sea of local customs and traditions'. We will not be deciding what countries are our favorite based on the number of times we can stop and take pictures of churches and old walls. We will not enjoy getting up at 6am to get the first fresh loaf of bread from some baker in the middle of nowhere. We are borderline alcoholic students and our main aim is to get as black (read: tanned) as possible whilst simultaneously drinking until we cry alcoholic tears of joy/shame. Our country rating system will be outlined later on



2. We are planning to start out in Amsterdam. We think there is a huge possibility of death via drug dealers or angry hookers within the first three days so we haven't actively planned what's going to happen after that, though the rough itinerary is Switzerland, Italy and then Croatia, with perhaps a small visit into Germany.



3. Our nights out are usually filled with shame and embarrassment, hence the blog name. We imagine this will not change throughout Europe.



4. To add an interesting element to our trip, Matt suffers from 'night terrors' and which cause him to strip naked and believe he is dying. Incontinence is a running theme throughout these night terrors. This could cause some really weird/ sexy problems.

Matt will now explain how we're going to rate countries. Note that if we go to Bosnia for any reason it will automatically win in every category just because it's Bosnia and it's weird.



On our amazing, sexy and arguably mysterious travel blog you will no doubt encounter our curious rating system. After each place we go to we’ll rate the place out of 10 depending on how good/offensive our experience there was. Some examples include:

0-10 Offense caused to locals

0-10 Shame experienced

0-10 Blackness (This will also we rated against the strict criteria of the dulux colour charts)

0-10 Deviant behaviour

0-10 Total amount of time spent drunk

0-10 Overall actual enjoyment

There will no doubt be extra scales created when we do dreadful things, embaress ourselves and are thoroughly intoxicated.

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