benjamin kaplan
yourbuddyinusa
benjamin kaplan
Traveling the solar system, currently on the 3rd planet, commonly known by the animated carbon inhabitants as "Earth"... Once upon a time this was a beautiful peacefull pit stop for the celestia explores. Especially attractive for the quadrasexual, much opportunity to copulate with local carbon based units. The indiqenous Carbonites tend to be very attacted to us lighter exoskeletal shaded multisexual non carbonites, and they often mention how much they dislike our leaders' ( Heir Dubwa sooth Sayer and finanacial procurer) and the policy of inter-panetary annexation and natural resoure extraction. Fortunately, the intercourse improve after i inform a town's population of how devasting and final our resource extraction method / competator relocation system is, and then impose zero intolerance for individual thinking or disobedience , the roar of screaming and shrieks of pain ( a natural consequences of resistence to the dominance of the our super power of non carbonites) fades into a loving sense of fear and loathing . As our demcratic value system of master /slave relations is imposed using the proven shock and awe system, waterboarding, and sleep deprivation the indigenous carbonites subcumb and accept Heir Dubwa and his lover Mien Cheney as the supreme unversal God. As planned for this holiday, The third planet is now almost completely consumed, and the carbonites have been shipped to storage units for consumed carbon fuel we are able to relax on the beaches and have the few remaining carbonites graciously take care of our mulitsexual requirements . Yes i this is a great little hide away. My readers from the 29th planet should make it here for a holiday to participate in the recreation facilities and personal growth achieved when we impose democratic liberation and planetary heating (using the age old and perfected method of fossil fuel combustion to gradually remove atmospheric filters, and the nusance life forms that under them . Be sure to bring penty of uranium so you dont run short while on this vacation of planetary annihilation....