If someone would have asked me how I felt about lizards, before I came to India, my reply would have been "indifferent," or, "they're pretty cool." Not any longer. I do not like lizards. First of all, they creep into my room when I'm sleeping, hide behind my curtains, crawl all over my walls, and poop everywhere. And second of all, they make noises. Lizards are like the loudest animals ever. All they do is chirp and whistle and croak...they have such a full range of noises I don't even know how to describe them. Sometimes they actually make a knocking noise, like someone is rapping on a wooden door. Then I leap out of my bed, fling open the door, and nobody is there. I don't sleep anymore because of these stupid reptiles. Okay, a
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