Today we drove up to the Blue Mountains, which are actually quite green from close up, but apparently have a blueish hue when observed from far-off... Whatever. I can't seem to upload pics from this stone age artifact, so you'll have to do with my commentary for now... :/ Anyway, Blue Mountains. Ok so first we went to the house of some Norman Lindsey guy, who, apparently, was an artist (and he wrote a few books for good measure). He was also a PERV. I mean honestly, *everything* was naked. Dirty old man... But anyway, besides that they were actually quite nice. If you could actually see anything in between all the mammary glands. He's the guy who wrote "The Magic Pudding," by the way. As if you crared, you freaks, you're all googling his paintings! ... read more

Hellooooooooooo xD. How's life? Great here, bit cold though... Having lots of fun... I must admit, I was a bit worried when I saw the names of some places on the plane monitor... Wagga wagga, Whyalla, Warmanbul... Slightly weird. Anyway it was unfounded coz it's a rather nice place. Couple of weirdos but what the hell :D. Yesterday was a looooooong day. We woke up, drove to the train station and caught a train to downtown Sydney. It is very nice :P. And then we went to Paddy parket or something and bought an Ozzy Hat xD (Fedora). Most extremely faqa :P Made of kangaroo leather (muahahahahahaaaa). After that we walked around a bit, then we went to eat at a giant food court, where there are like 20 different restaurants and you just pick what ... read more

Hello All! I have decided, in my perpetual busy-body state, to begin a travel blog. Mainly, because I feel cut off from Sunny Malta (possibly coz it's over 10,000km away), and also, so anybody who could be arsed about what we're doing over here can find out easily. :) So the story so far... We're (finally) in Sydney Australia. After an incredible 13 hour flight, we have touched down on the island of Kangaroos and ridiculous accents. All is well. Now at least. However, I HATE airport people. They are by far the most annoying people in existence. I bet that's the only requirement. "Are you bloody annoying? Do all your family members hate you? Do you have no friends? Come work at the airport!" Probably the interview involves a race to see which applicant can ... read more